Hello from a Newbie

[da SLUG man]

Unfortunately it is down south. About 15 minutes west on the M4 from Reading to be precise.

Where abouts in Newbury are you?... i'm just up Henwick... well, house is at Henwick, i'm never there!!.

i'll pop round and nick the skoda if you like??

[joker??]

Where abouts in Newbury are you?... i'm just up Henwick... well, house is at Henwick, i'm never there!!.

i'll pop round and nick the skoda if you like??

arson would be better

[daydreaming]

Please do!

Who do I pay the cheque to?

Also maybe you should wear a raincoat, the sunroof leaks!!

[da SLUG man]

arson would be better

i wanna have a little drive in it first... take it to bucklebury and watch a bit of dogging perhaps!

[daydreaming]

I'm going to see Linda this weekend.

I've been looking at autotrader and my minds a blurrrrr