Where do wasps come from????

[MudSurfer]

Nah, they don't work. They give a nippy shock, but the fact that they are hand held and touchable means they can't legally have the HT required to kill the buggers. They do sting like buggery after the thirtieth finger tap or so though.

We're still talking about wasps right, and not ex girlfriends????

[MattF]

We're still talking about wasps right, and not ex girlfriends????

[BUSHWHACKER]

Their winkies!

[marky]

I've got all the doors and windows closed in the house, have had since I got in last night, and now, out of nowhere, there is a chuffin great wasp buzzing about in the front window......I mean, come on........where??????


I've just moved out of a house with a nest in the attic (and got stung cos one was in the bed when I got in it) they must be following me.........

WASPS are the Chavs of the INSECT world

[MudSurfer]

WASPS are the Chavs of the INSECT world

Nice to see you back mate, we've missed you!

How is work going?

[logey79]

WASPS are the Chavs of the INSECT world

therefore, all wasps must originally come from Aldershot, because this place is chav-capital, uk.

[jax]

B&Q have something that looks like a tennis racket with metal strings, it also takes batteries and generates a high voltage between adjacent metal strings... its designed for swatting ...looks life fun if the impact does not get them the High Voltage will....

A friend has one of these. Tried it out one day after a few G & Ts and whacked me in the face, splitting my lip and totally missing the wasp. Luckily I was alcohol aneasth, aneasthiz..............drunk.


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Jacqueline

[MudSurfer]

A friend has one of these. Tried it out one day after a few G & Ts and whacked me in the face, splitting my lip and totally missing the wasp. Luckily I was alcohol aneasth, aneasthiz..............drunk.


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Jacqueline

Do you have a waffle pattern on your face now???

[RodLeach]

Do you have a waffle pattern on your face now???

Ahhh Waffles!! LOVE waffles!!



I dont think i have any here.... A milky way will have to suffice as puddin'

[jax]

Do you have a waffle pattern on your face now???

If I was a tattie, I'd be chipped.

.......................
Jacqueline

[MattF]

Nice to see you back mate, we've missed you!

We did?

[joker??]

B&Q have something that looks like a tennis racket with metal strings, it also takes batteries and generates a high voltage between adjacent metal strings... its designed for swatting ...looks life fun if the impact does not get them the High Voltage will....

took one of those apart and made an electric prod hehe boy did i have some fun with it by the way dont think i killed any insects with it

[KERRSURF]

I was wondering what the whole point of wasps was? I mean it's not as
if anything eats them......



eh, wait a minute

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1551325.html

[sv1000spilot]

WASPS are the Chavs of the INSECT world

PMSL - as did Gerblet


Will have to tell my daughter as well next time she comes round - she's an "EMO" whatever that is

[KERRSURF]

EMO

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(disambiguation)