Notice anything different.

[RodLeach]

thats how long it takes usually. then you know if they r playin it cool too, or just plain aint interested.
since i was leaving my work, i made it a plan to go n do some chatting up. got two numbers.. one of them ive been speaking to a lot and we went out friday, but now its the 'dont txt back right away' game. messed this up a few times :/ hope it dont happen again, i'll be gutted lol

Ahhh!!! Playa!


I really just suck at the games side of things! Im my own worse enemy! Fingers crossed i should be going for a drink this week with a lurvy lady! ....



Fingers crossed i dont balls that up!

[Apache]

you have had your hair done? youve bought a new dress? those shoes look nice.. my how your looking well
-- all things you should immediatly say whenever ANY woman asks you to say something regarding her, or if you notice anything about her.

"Are you less fat today?"

"Those shoes look... comfortable..."

Or the age old question...

"Does my bum look big in this?"
"Yes, but it takes the attention from your face"

[Mitsy]

Really and you blokes dont worry about the size off your beer bellies then aaaaaaaaaaaa. Or anything else for that matter.

[Highlander1]

Really and you blokes dont worry about the size off your beer bellies then aaaaaaaaaaaa. Or anything else for that matter.

Never worry about the beer belly.

My 17 year old teenage daughter was making eyes at some local lad, she said wow he's got a six pack.

I replied well dear wen he grows up he will be able to carry a full barrel just like me.

[plumb bob]

To be honest, I can't be arsed with all that chatting up cr*p, I'll stay single, it's gotta be easier in the long run.

I'm a master at playing it cool, to the point that I come across as totally disinterested, although thats not allways the case.

[gwh200]

"Are you less fat today?"

"Those shoes look... comfortable..."

Or the age old question...

"Does my bum look big in this?"
"Yes, but it takes the attention from your face"

qoute of the week!!!

[pops]

Go on have a guess, am i part off the family now.

you had your hair done nice

[dieselboy]

"Are you less fat today?"
you say no and they say your calling them fat. you say yes then they tell you your saying they looked fat yesterday.
the only way out is to tell them their a fking psyco.. same applies for that does my bum look big in this..

"Those shoes look... comfortable..."

Or the age old question...

"Does my bum look big in this?"
"Yes, but it takes the attention from your face"

even if you think your being clever by saying, 'wow youve lost weight' (because they said how they have been going to the gym and working out a lot) she goes 'are you calling me fat?!!'
its just stupid

I'm a master at playing it cool, to the point that I come across as totally disinterested,

i used to wonder why girls im not interested in, just wont leave me alone. and the ones i do like is pretty much the opposite sometimes. but now i know
and mitsy i dont have a beer belly...yet... ive actually lost a stone since NOT going to the gym. i built up to just over 12.5 stone.. now im back at super featherweight

[Mitsy]

even if you think your being clever by saying, 'wow youve lost weight' (because they said how they have been going to the gym and working out a lot) she goes 'are you calling me fat?!!'
its just stupid


i used to wonder why girls im not interested in, just wont leave me alone. and the ones i do like is pretty much the opposite sometimes. but now i know
and mitsy i dont have a beer belly...yet... ive actually lost a stone since NOT going to the gym. i built up to just over 12.5 stone.. now im back at super featherweight

Glad to hear it dude well done.

[BUSHWHACKER]

qoute of the week!!!

Is qoute a slang word for something?

[gwh200]

Is qoute a slang word for something?

sorysir wotn hapepn agian sir,

although quoit of the month could be the best thrown ring i suppose!!

[dieselboy]

Glad to hear it dude well done.

well done? im devastated took a lot of effort to put on that stone :/

[captain_chaos]

well done? im devastated took a lot of effort to put on that stone :/

you can have some weight from me, got a few pounds to spare

[dieselboy]

you can have some weight from me, got a few pounds to spare

i'll take some pounds off you.. mainly tenners and twenties D

[captain_chaos]

i'll take some pounds off you.. mainly tenners and twenties D

*in best fonejacker voice*
"If i could just have your bank account details, I can wire you the monnies straight away"