Explosive decompression

[Apache]

You've heard of it happening to aircraft, its just happened to me.

I went for a damn good curry last night, and a few beers (Malvern Hills Black Pear Bitter) and after an hour in work this morning, i got that feeling - 'Gotta go... GOTTA GO NOWWW!!!!'

It was more like the sound of heavy artillery than a bodily function, and it was all over in milliseconds!! I was amazed, which is why I wanted to share it with you guys. I must have been at about 80psi I reckon!

Funny how, for blokes anyway, bodily functions never lose their ability to amuse.

[gwh200]

with regards to your undercracker crisis,

did any one shout "if you rip it you are going to have to pay or it"



and could something like this have caused it?

[Apache]

Yes, that generic kind of thing...

Boy it was amazing, right up your street I guess. Should have kept some for you...

[gwh200]

like.....thanks,

story of my life,i covertly introduce some of the liquid refreshment,that will be coming your way soon and all i get in return is the offer of ....well...poo!!

thanks anyway mate but have plenty here!!!

[Woodzie]

This thread is excrement

[gwh200]

again!!

[Chillitt]

'Keep shouting, Sir, we'll find you!'
or
'still spelling your name like that?'
or
'I'll name that tune in one'
or
'Stop that will you?' 'certainly sir, which way did it go?'

[Woodzie]

Pebbledashed pan .........Have ypu noticed how it Echos

[Apache]

It didn't. It was just a kind of 'WHUUMPH!!!'

A bit like an AS90 really. Woodzie, you'll know what they sound like.

[Woodzie]

It didn't. It was just a kind of 'WHUUMPH!!!'

A bit like an AS90 really. Woodzie, you'll know what they sound like.

Yes i do ........did you get the shockwave too

[pirate-storm]

if it was that bad/good wasnt you driving your surf at the time to help fly over bumps when you on you private off road course lol

[gwh200]

it's fantastic how"dropping your hat forward" can stimulate such a fab conversation!!

[Apache]

it's fantastic how"dropping your hat forward" can stimulate such a fab conversation!!

No, you missed the point, I was having a... oh... yeah...

[gwh200]

No, you missed the point, I was having a... oh... yeah...

to much can though,leave you feeling down in the dumps!!

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Pebbledashed pan .........Have ypu noticed how it Echos

Pebbledashed ??? There's no mention of eating peanuts !