Nearly had an accident on the M25 tonight

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

As I was chugging round I saw a lorry coming the other way, and it must be one of THOSE villagers near Linda & Tony.

The name above the windscreen clearly said 'Richard Head' - talking about an accident waiting to happen !

[Woodzie]

As I was chugging round I saw a lorry coming the other way, and it must be one of THOSE villagers near Linda & Tony.

The name above the windscreen clearly said 'Richard Head' - talking about an accident waiting to happen !

You should keep your eyes on the road and not reading about dick



Thats a bit worring



are you???


oh well you get it anyway

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

You should keep your eyes on the road and no reading about dick



Thats a bit worring



are you???


oh well you get it anyway

I'm confused, why have you given me your self portrait ? Shouldn't you be sending this to Lurch ?

[Woodzie]

I'm confused, why have you given me your self portrait ? Shouldn't you be sending this to Lurch ?

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

And there was me thinking you and Lurch had matching handbags !

[dieselboy]

you lot are mental haha

[LURCH]

Why bring me into this, wot i done. Mines a bum bag in black leather if you must know.

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

wot i done

What HAVEN'T you done ??

Hey Woodzie, How LONG is the list ?

[LURCH]

He is at work now, left him as much sh1t as possible, and as usual. Got to keep the old git whinging other wise he would not be happy.

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

He is at work now, left him as much sh1t as possible, and as usual. Got to keep the old git whinging other wise he would not be happy.

[BUSHWHACKER]

Why bring me into this, wot i done. Mines a bum bag in black leather if you must know.

I dunno why they keep picking on you mate, you seemed like a nice bloke when I met you at Stein's.


Or were you on medication then?

[LURCH]

I dunno why they keep picking on you mate, you seemed like a nice bloke when I met you at Stein's.


Or were you on medication then?

Always on medication, i work with Woodzie! Thank you some one appreciates me at last.

[Woodzie]

Always on medication, i work with Woodzie! Thank you some one appreciates me at last.

Yes he takes it then cannot work........for some reason clearing up makes him ill

[LURCH]

Yes he takes it then cannot work........for some reason clearing up makes him ill

I'm allergic to brooms, mops and such equipment, just ask the wife.

[Woodzie]

I'm allergic to brooms, mops and such equipment, just ask the wife.

And cleaning fluids make him come out in a fungus like rash