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    My lovely missus, bless her heart, has been having a drive in my surf the last few weeks as she wants to get back into driving and go for a test sometime. She loves the Surf, of course, says it's fantastic to drive.
    Driving, yeah. Was just the stopping she had trouble with.
    We were out in the Surf today and went over to Lidl (corn oil 49p a litre!!) and she's looking for a parking space with plenty of room around it. Drove around the side of the building and slowly pulled into a space.
    Moving forward nice and easy.....straightening up the wheels...wall is getting closer....still moving forward very slowly....I'm thinking "she should brake about now"....she steps on...........the ACCELERATOR!!!!!!!!!!
    CRUNCH, tinkle tinkle.

    One of my spotlights is now deceased. And my A bar is dented.

    There's a moral here somewhere..............

  • #2
    Why did you let a woman behind the wheel that was just asking for trouble!!









    I have probably just commited virtual suicide especially when the female side of the forum see this
    www.merkinchlnr.org.uk

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    • #3
      Moral of the story - A bars are for protection of the vehicle, and they work!

      Bounced mine off a few mud banks in the past - damn site cheaper than replacing bits of the truck!!
      Too old to care, young enough to remember

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      • #4
        Originally posted by maggotropolis
        My lovely missus, bless her heart, has been having a drive in my surf the last few weeks as she wants to get back into driving and go for a test sometime. She loves the Surf, of course, says it's fantastic to drive.
        Driving, yeah. Was just the stopping she had trouble with.
        We were out in the Surf today and went over to Lidl (corn oil 49p a litre!!) and she's looking for a parking space with plenty of room around it. Drove around the side of the building and slowly pulled into a space.
        Moving forward nice and easy.....straightening up the wheels...wall is getting closer....still moving forward very slowly....I'm thinking "she should brake about now"....she steps on...........the ACCELERATOR!!!!!!!!!!
        CRUNCH, tinkle tinkle.

        One of my spotlights is now deceased. And my A bar is dented.

        There's a moral here somewhere..............
        the moral is f@ck 'em coz theyre not meant to drive
        Grant

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        • #5
          women + hilux = cost
          that all you have to remember
          am not die lex sick its you that cant read mate

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          • #6
            Oh is that right...............
            How can I be lost when I've got no where to go

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ABE
              Why did you let a woman behind the wheel that was just asking for trouble
              gggrrrrrr..................

              Jacqueline

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              • #8
                Originally posted by paintballer


                the moral is f@ck 'em coz theyre not meant to drive

                ggggggrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!


                ..........................
                Jacqueline

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                • #9
                  guys you shouldnt of said that.your gonna start a war.my mrs is a perfectly good driver wether it be the surf or the car,the only reason she doesnt drive stein is coz she is scared of it.hang your heads in shame boys.
                  www.overfab.uk

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by surfenstein
                    .....hang your heads in shame boys.
                    they may not have a choice if they come out on any of the meets where there's female members present...

                    ...run and hide while you can boys
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                    =SOLD UP!=
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                    • #11
                      Melons drives mine on and off road ..........And she can only claim one dent , the brick wall she reversed into
                      www.daemon4x4.org

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Woodzie
                        Melons drives mine on and off road ..........And she can only claim one dent , the brick wall she reversed into
                        has she calmed down now or is she still after my blood.
                        www.overfab.uk

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by surfenstein
                          has she calmed down now or is she still after my blood.
                          you are fine mate , She has forgoten now
                          www.daemon4x4.org

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Woodzie
                            you are fine mate , She has forgoten now
                            cool.
                            www.overfab.uk

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by surfenstein
                              cool.
                              Would you like me to remind her
                              www.daemon4x4.org

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