40 today.... listened to this to cheer meself up.

[legendgamesmaster]

First heard this 3 or 4 years ago in Australia, on the radio. The DJ said, "if you are driving, pull over, because this will make you cry with laughter!" so we did. got the cereal out and had breakfast in a layby. by the end, I had milk and museli coming out my nose!

I never tire of hearing it...

Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBm5YOM5Xz0

By the way, for those of you who were going to the worcester beer festival with apache, before it got rained off, I was in the grandstand there last night at a mates 40th , and the whole race course is still a mud bath! only things using it were a load of seagulls wading around like they were on morcombe beach. there were also billions (er, well, quite a lot) of mozzies.....

[Philip]

First thing to make me laugh this wet miserable morning.
Happy birthday,
Philip

[Apache]

Sun's out in Malvern - well, the curtains are light anyway. Must get outta bed...

Happy birthday Andy - you aint really 40 are you?!

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Great laugh on a soggy day

Welcome to the 'naughty forties'

[Bibs]

Ha ha faf that.

[legendgamesmaster]

yep, great lines

i like the bit:

how fresh? theres STEAM coming off it!

and

its either from your ass, or a gorrilas

and

smells like you sold you' ass to the devil!

classic.

if you are in the mood, take a listen to the 'front fell off' thread on the forum too, thats funny as hell, that is!

"They DO have minimum crew standards ya' know. how many? well, one I guess."


got the arvo off, Heathers looking after Jenna (20 weeks now, they just get cuter and cuter) and i'm out for a curry and a Xbox sesh, and some beeeeeers.....

and yes, Apache, I AM 40... I assume you were suggesting I dont look it, rather than you thought I was well on the way to 50......

[Apache]

and yes, Apache, I AM 40... I assume you were suggesting I dont look it, rather than you thought I was well on the way to 50......

You'll never know...

All the best mate!

Did the 'curry and beer' thing last night. I just had a couple of fried egg butties to try to stabilise the sea state 9 going on in my belly before I get on with the bathroom floor tiling

[legendgamesmaster]

ooooh......

NOOOOOO!
do NOT do the floor tiling with a hang over. actually, you will be quite close to the big white telephone, so i guess it wont matter. try not to hurl lung butter on the tiles until AFTER you've grouted them.

[Apache]

NOOOOOO!
do NOT do the floor tiling with a hang over. actually, you will be quite close to the big white telephone, so i guess it wont matter. try not to hurl lung butter on the tiles until AFTER you've grouted them.

I'm gonna chill for an hour in front of the telly before I start. The fried egg buttys did the trick with the sloshing belly, so thats sorted. Now all I need to do is build up some enthusiasm!

[MudSurfer]

Happy Birthday - hope you have a great day!