Apache

[MattF]

you do realise that apache is gonna kill you first when he reads this,coz your the closest.

It's been worth it though.

[surfenstein]

It's been worth it though.

ah but will you say the same thing when you in casualty having a leather whip removed from your butt hole.

[MattF]

ah but will you say the same thing when you in casualty having a leather whip removed from your butt hole.

As long as he ain't stood at the door in the mask, thong and thigh length boots.....

[surfenstein]

As long as he ain't stood at the door in the mask, thong and thigh length boots.....

now ive just broke a rib.youve just reminded me of the allan partridge show when hes a radio dj in a hotel and starts pole dancing in a leather thong.have you seen that one.F.A.F

[surfenstein]

OH $HIT NOW WERE FOR IT.

[MattF]

OH $HIT NOW WERE FOR IT.

He's posting.

[Apache]

[MattF]

How could you. I'll never dare close my eyes again now.

[surfenstein]

THATS IT I CANT TAKE NO MORE.IM CRACKING UP HERE.IVE GOT JAW ACHE.and tears of laughter running down my cheeks.

[Apache]

Vicki's kicking me out now she's discovered my dirty secret.

Andy by day, Andrea by night

[surfenstein]

Vicki's kicking me out now she's discovered my dirty secret.

Andy by day, Andrea by night

thats ok im sure matt can put you up.

[MattF]

Vicki's kicking me out now she's discovered my dirty secret.

Andy by day, Andrea by night

Just nearly choked laughing. You're not alone Snatch.

[Apache]

Mark, you need some fresh air mate. You could always go and... oh, I dont know, maybe like... finish a bash plate off for someone?

[MattF]

thats ok im sure matt can put you up.

I really hope you're gonna rephrase that.

[surfenstein]

Just nearly choked laughing. You're not alone Snatch.

i need some oxygen.i cant catch me chuffing breath.