Urban Myth, Nikki look in please.

[Predictable Bob]

Calcium carbonate is the one (alledgedly) used in old bicycle lights and caving lights. gives of acetylene when it gets wet, I think.

It's calcium carbide actually !

I've got a huge tin of it in the loft leftover from my shooting days - when you burn the acetylene it gives a really sooty flame which is great for blacking the sights (Don't look at the flame though cos you won't be able to hit a barn door for quite a while !)

[Chillitt]

It's calcium carbide actually !

I've got a huge tin of it in the loft leftover from my shooting days - when you burn the acetylene it gives a really sooty flame which is great for blacking the sights (Don't look at the flame though cos you won't be able to hit a barn door for quite a while !)

thats why they were called carbide lamps... I should know that I used to sell the stuff!!!

Good job none of us would do this now,eh?

[Predictable Bob]

Good job none of us would do this now,eh?

Wait until I have a seagull problem ........

[captain_chaos]

Wait until I have a seagull problem ........

come to where I work, we got plenty.

[Mitsy]

Your right it is aspirin but the parrotseatemol.

[Chillitt]

we tried the analgesics, but they kept falling out...

[dieselboy]

this goes on my list of things to do. aswel as cow tipping but its not good for the cows

[Scorpion]

Your right it is aspirin but the parrotseatemol.

Hiya Mitsy, I think the opening line should be, 'Why are there no aspirin in the jungle'?

[gwh200]

Hiya Mitsy, I think the opening line should be, 'Why are there no aspirin in the jungle'?

is it also true if you look a seagull in the eye, and he's close enough he'll peckyour eye out?

[Mitsy]

Hiya Mitsy, I think the opening line should be, 'Why are there no aspirin in the jungle'?

Ye i now that mate but we were on about pidgins so i couldn't tell the joke about parrots . , i liked it anyway.

[Scorpion]

Ye i now that mate but we were on about pidgins so i couldn't tell the joke about parrots . , i liked it anyway.

Ahhhhhhhh! Female logic, you'll have to forgive me Mitsy, I've never managed to work that out!

[Mitsy]

Ahhhhhhhh! Female logic, you'll have to forgive me Mitsy, I've never managed to work that out!

HA BL00DY HA

[da SLUG man]

you can push a cow over, but not "tip" it...

i dunno if they sleep standing up, but they kinda doze... you can sneak up on them but they always look round as you get close... then you have to chase them...

they go mad if you jump on their back, but if you can get chasing them sideways, they fall over

[dieselboy]

you can push a cow over, but not "tip" it...

i dunno if they sleep standing up, but they kinda doze... you can sneak up on them but they always look round as you get close... then you have to chase them...

they go mad if you jump on their back, but if you can get chasing them sideways, they fall over

haha sounds like youve had some fun! come out with us tomorrow night hehe

[MattF]

i dunno if they sleep standing up, but they kinda doze... you can sneak up on them but they always look round as you get close... then you have to chase them...

What I want to know is why you're trying to sneak up behind a cow whilst it's dozing? Btw, the welly trick won't work on them either.