Weird things firefighters have to deal with

[Woodzie]

During my time in the service, i've had some weird things to deal with so i had to laugh when i found this today...........
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2382340.html?menu=



Strange people in kent

[Sclerotic Hen]

My dad was a fireman and though he kept most stories to himself I remember him leaving a accident scene photo lying around once when I was five or six years old. It was a picture of my dad having to cut through some iron railing which a unfortunate window cleaner had impaled themselves on. It was this image of a man's chest folded upt into a space of a few inches with the fat end of an end railing poking out his throat was grusome but fascinating. As I got older he had other stories but thakfully none with pictorial evidence.

[Highlander1]

During my Forces service and while doing a spell on ambulance stand by duty I got a call to a Sgt who had his penis stuck in a suntan lotion bottle !!!

Ohh the shame I don't think he ever lived it down

[AuldNick]

During my Forces service and while doing a spell on ambulance stand by duty I got a call to a Sgt who had his penis stuck in a suntan lotion bottle !!!

Ohh the shame I don't think he ever lived it down

Nowt up with UV protection but dont them bottles have a hole the width of your pinkie?!!!

[dieselboy]

Nowt up with UV protection but dont them bottles have a hole the width of your pinkie?!!!

some the size of pin pricks!

[The Lovely Boyo]

A mate of mine is a GP. When he was doing his training at the local hospital he had to:-

Remove a pencil from a penis (the guys excuse - slipped in the shower and it must have popped in)

Remove a cucumber from mans anus (no excuse)

They always called all the students around to observe any of this - as part of their training of course! And they never seen the men again.

[dieselboy]

ricky gervais has some funny sketches about this on one of his videos. i wont go into detail