Bugger lost my keys

[Highlander1]

Yep haven't moved for 4 day's now. Where did I put the $$$$$$ keys.

Maybe Mrs Highlander took them to save cash on fuel naw that would be daft

[Tallyman]

No, that's called Female Logic!

[Highlander1]

lOST THE PLOT NOW NEED THERAPY THINGS TURNING VERY NASTY OLD TEMPER NOW GETTING RED MIST TURNED EVERYTHING UPSIDE DOWN NO SPARE TO BE FOUND NO NORMAL ONES GOING TO STRIP WASHING MACHINE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[dieselboy]

lOST THE PLOT NOW NEED THERAPY THINGS TURNING VERY NASTY OLD TEMPER NOW GETTING RED MIST TURNED EVERYTHING UPSIDE DOWN NO SPARE TO BE FOUND NO NORMAL ONES GOING TO STRIP WASHING MACHINE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

my best mate constantly loses things like keys etc... i had the idea for him to get a keyring that beeps when you whistle
good idea if you can whistle

try down the back of the sofa EVERYTHING ends up there! and you may even be a few quid richer

[Highlander1]

Cheers Tony ripped arse out of sofa crayons, pen, pencil case, old remote control no $$$$$$ keys.

Oh boy need to calm down.

[Ballibeg]

I am getting a feeling (call me psychic Dave).....

that the key is on a key ring......am I right?

And that it has a connection with Japan.......am I right?

and that its laying somewhere out of sight.........am I right?

Give me a second, I've a strong feeling its under some paper in the kitchen.......am I right????

Dave

(Well 3 out of four ain't bad!)

[POPEYE]

Not in the truck are they?

[jotto]

out in the garage on the work bench


on the bedroom floor under the bed

[dieselboy]

the way i sort out probs like this is think back to the last time you got out your truck. were you carying anything? papers? did you throw any rubish when you got out the truck? then try and walk back the steps you took, the first place you sat etc
hope you find them
who wants to make him a bump key?

[Highlander1]

Cheers guys

Not at any of the fore mentioned, there's one key on a St Andrews Flag twirly metal key ring. Other was on a same type but with Alba.

As time goes by things get uglier.

They have got to be somewhere, at least the house has had a spring clean and Ive thrown a trailer load of stuff out of the garage.

Last time I had them I was greasing the door window runners on the surf.

[nero279]

take it for a spin, if your doors start rattling you'll have found your keys....























































...... if they don't you'll still have found your keys to be takin it for a spin, it's a win win situation

[Highlander1]

I would but can't find the Keys Ie ignition I'm going mad.

[smiffy]

HHHmmmmmmmmm. Pockets in jackets? trousers? I once put my keys on the roof and couldn't find them for 2 hours!!!! The roof of surf not house before someone says it. Where did you put the tools you used???
Any joyriders in your area??? They could get the beast going.


Er...... Under drivers seat?? If i'm workin on my truck i usually chuck the keys on the floor to stop the 'ding ding'

[madcampbell]

Got a dog...check it's do doos...oh no

[Highlander1]

Yep I always throw them onthe drivers floor to stop that ding ding thingy buy there not there if I left them on roof of wifes car the spares should stil be onthe kitchen hook but there not.

Wonder how much this is going to cost Ie new locks etc. If they don't turn up.