Anyone apply???

[Woodzie]

Durex appeal for testers

Durex has been inundated with queries after launching its first UK recruitment drive for condom testers.

The firm wants a panel of 5,000 people who are single, married, or in couples to report their experiences of using its condoms and lubricants.

Men and women of all ages, ethnic groups or sexual orientation have been asked to apply on its website.

Durex was inundated with 14,000 applicants on the first day it started a similar scheme in France.

UK panellists will be expected to report online on how enjoyable the condoms and lubricants were to use and whether their sex lives have improved.

"The idea is to create a massive panel of testers who can try Durex condoms, have sex and then give us feedback about their experiences - in strictest confidence, of course," a Durex spokeswoman said.

"It isn't some crazy kind of '60s love-in," she added.

[Woodzie]

come on don't be shy.....

[MattF]

Do they supply them in 'Oh my god' size? I might give 'em a bell if so.

[marky]

BALOON ANIMALS
UK panellists will be expected to report online on how enjoyable the condoms and lubricants were. How can one enjoy STRUGGLING with one of them.

[da SLUG man]

Do they supply them in 'Oh my god' size? I might give 'em a bell if so.

must be REALLY small to get that reaction... usually they just say, "oh well, you're here now, may aswell do something with it!"

[marky]

must be REALLY small to get that reaction... usually they just say, "oh well, you're here now, may aswell do something with it!"

MATT 24 year old VIRGIN is on later 3 month course in Amsterdam

[MattF]

must be REALLY small to get that reaction... usually they just say, "oh well, you're here now, may aswell do something with it!"

Jealousy.

[Chillitt]

been product testing for them for years.. had one in me wallet for 4 years and its still ok...

[Woodzie]

been product testing for them for years.. had one in me wallet for 4 years and its still ok...

No wear on the package??

[max6674]

I applied about 3-4 weeks ago.. not heard anything yet

[Chillitt]

No wear on the package??

not lately mate .... still we live in hope

[fatfires]

'Oh my god' size?

As in...where's it gone?
don't think they do teeny todger size over here - perhaps Japan will have a test!

[MattF]

As in...where's it gone?
don't think they do teeny todger size over here - perhaps Japan will have a test!

They's all just jealous.

[dieselboy]

The firm wants a panel of 5,000 people who are single,.....

single? they are going to have a lot of w4nkers contacting them arnt they
or may be a few of them, and a handful of drunk people that put them over their heads, and another handful of people who just keep them in their wallet

[fatfires]

They's all just jealous.

why should the Japanese be jealous?