RTTH comedy moments

[dieselboy]

whens the next one? how did i miss out
now you lot are back, what do you have to do to your surfs? do you have to go over bits and lube them again? if so what?

[BUSHWHACKER]

whens the next one? how did i miss out
now you lot are back, what do you have to do to your surfs? do you have to go over bits and lube them again? if so what?

Just put more diesel in!

[Apache]

Concorde has JET engines not PROPS

Not a 3ft long one doesn't. It has pusher props, and they revolve at around 14'000rpm. I managed to break one with my right undex finger

Just had a look at the cut now. It's about 1/2" long just below the middle joint, and probably could have used a stitch, but that would have buggered my RTTH drinking session!

[MattF]

I managed to break one with my right undex finger

Undex?

[dieselboy]

Just put more diesel in!

what about greasing up stuff? aint it required (im not talking about the steering bump stops, they are a pain. i go through a large puddle a few times and it clangs again and pedestrians turn round hehe)
also can you use red diesel at the off road meet you were at?

[BUSHWHACKER]

what about greasing up stuff? aint it required (im not talking about the steering bump stops, they are a pain. i go through a large puddle a few times and it clangs again and pedestrians turn round hehe)
also can you use red diesel at the off road meet you were at?

Well, I had an hour and a half drive to the meet, went off-road sometimes up to the headlights in muddy water, over rocky terrain that be very difficult on foot,then drove home.

No worries!

Don't use red diesel on the road, you'll get your wrist slapped very hard if caught.

[dieselboy]

Don't use red diesel on the road, you'll get your wrist slapped very hard if caught.

yer i know but that road was a river haha

i got to come along to the next meet.. how do i find out when the next one is. it looks like you lot had some right fun.
whats this i read about an astra? was there a stray?

[zacco hilux ssx 2.5td 91]

yer i know but that road was a river haha

i got to come along to the next meet.. how do i find out when the next one is. it looks like you lot had some right fun.
whats this i read about an astra? was there a stray?

no stray ... no one can tell much about the astra but we seen it twicw and it was seen as diffrent colours by diffrent ppl and we went northwards and astra went south .. i wouldnt expect to see it agian ....but we did .. then he showed 9 surfs how to get out of the forest... strange $hit

[dieselboy]

tell me more?!
must of had a lift job?