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[da SLUG man]

maybe needs a better explanation??

is it just slow, or it there something attached??

[logey79]

They still beat gold ones as they are too heavy

not true...the blue ones are so slow that the earth starts to encapsulate them and then they all turn into big piles of poo....ahem i mean mud!

BLACK is the fastest colour known to man.

But GOLD is the fastest colour known to the IIllipigonites and they're far smarter than man. they're even smarter than dolphins AND mice!

[Vagrant No2]

Maybe turbo waste gate has been locked open to bypass the turbo pressure ?

[logey79]

no 2 both mate

if no turbo light, probably no worky das turbos...

check the vacuum cleaners.

or better still, check the vacuum pipes...oops!

[jas69]

revs ok with no lights on or flashing at me on the dash, just seems to have no get up and go

[surfenstein]

no 2 both mate

does the turbo light come on at all,i.e when driving normally or stomping on the gas pedal.

[Woodzie]

not true...the blue ones are so slow that the earth starts to encapsulate them and then they all turn into big piles of poo....ahem i mean mud!

BLACK is the fastest colour known to man.

But GOLD is the fastest colour known to the IIllipigonites and they're far smarter than man. they're even smarter than dolphins AND mice!

Oh No he has forgotten to take the green pill today...............
every one knows how fast blue ones are

[logey79]

revs ok with no lights on or flashing at me on the dash, just seems to have no get up and go

turbo light should only come on under load. when you're doing the 0-60mph speed test, can you floor it and get the green turbo light to come on? if so, das is good, if not, it's the opposite of good.

if a red light nest to das green one comes on, then that is also not good.

[stormforce]

if no turbo light, probably no worky das turbos...

check the vacuum cleaners.

or better still, check the vacuum pipes...oops!

i would like some of whatever you are on

[logey79]

Oh No he has forgotten to take the green pill today...............
every one knows how fast blue ones are

oh sh!te!!!! how many green ones is it? i forgot, i've taken 20 of the white ones with the 'E's on and 10 with the little dove's on.

off to lower the surf and paint it burberry.

[jas69]

no lights at all mate no matter what i do , do i need to get a new turbo

[BUSHWHACKER]

oh sh!te!!!! how many green ones is it? i forgot, i've taken 20 of the white ones with the 'E's on and 10 with the little dove's on.

off to lower the surf and paint it burberry.

Take a couple of the blue diamond shaped ones and then you'll have something to stir the paint with!

[logey79]

no lights at all mate no matter what i do , do i need to get a new turbo

not necesaarillillillilly...erm... .possibly not.

check that there's no splits in the vacuum hoses coming from/to the turbo and inlet housing etc. then go from there. check see if there's any oil leaks round the turbo too.

[Vagrant No2]

I still say check turbo waste gate is not locked open. No pressure = no green light as far as I know (which is little)

[logey79]

Take a couple of the blue diamond shaped ones and then you'll have something to stir the paint with!

innit mate, nah just washed em all down with 2 bottles of diamond white. wicked! will that get the same wicked, sweet, banging result, or do i need to do a few wheel spins in a sainsbury's car park or wot, innit mate?