IF you happen to come across a woman from Gaza

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

DON'T try to stick yer mitt up her dress !!!!

[AuldNick]

A good scrub with crab cream will sort it, "No More Crabs" or Panten "Crabaway" will work.

[Snoop]

Trev, the title of this thread is more of a shocker then the story!!!