Work

[Apache]

Ok guys here we go yes i am a gardener, at a crematorium so when im not gardening im a cremator operatore ,wate for it were,s all the jokes then.

I'm told ash is good for the soil. Plenty of opportunity to combine your jobs then!

[logey79]

i'm not going to say it....yes i am....no i'm not....yes i am....


























you do know it's dead end job don't you?!?!?

sorry, i have no excuses.

[lord lucan]

Ok guys here we go yes i am a gardener, at a crematorium so when im not gardening im a cremator operatore ,wate for it were,s all the jokes then.

ok whats your favorite tune?

[Mitsy]

Ha $$$$$$ HA ,well paid job tho there all dying to get to me.

[stormforce]

see if you were an artist then you could do portraits using the ashes and make a fortune

[logey79]

Ha $$$$$$ HA ,well paid job tho there all dying to get to me.

i know, it was possibly the worst joke on here! with the exception of certain people's work ethics.

so what's the best/worst joke you've had about your job then?

[Mitsy]

I dont advertise the fact off what i do really as people just ask me loads of questions about it ,they don't make jokes there just fascinated by it.

[stormforce]

The Cutting Crew ....................... I Just Died In Your Arms


wrong thread sorry

[logey79]

The Cutting Crew ....................... I Just Died In Your Arms


wrong thread sorry

come on Mitsy, that's a goodun!

[Phantom]

Bet she answers the phone "hello cremetorium you kill em we grill em"

[Vagrant No2]

My mate used to have sex with dead bodys , but gave it up . He said it was Dead Boring .

[Mitsy]

Bet she answers the phone "hello cremetorium you kill em we grill em"

i like that i will have to tell my boss that one.

[stormforce]

Bet she answers the phone "hello cremetorium you kill em we grill em"

i like that.that has to be one of the best replies on the forum for a few days....

[surfenstein]

I am a hoist engineer for a company that builds stages for rock&roll concerts which is cool because i can usually get passes to whatever we are working on. Normally i can get gold circle passes and some of the time back stage passes. So my job is kinda cool.
Slugman-i thought you worked for Arena seating or is that seasonal. Can you rig we are allways looking for good riggers.
Vatchman-Marine engineer, got me all excited do you know much about outboards.
Steve.

i tinker with them now and again.mostly work on the big caterpillar engines.

[marky]

Im a PLASTIC SURGEON 3rd GEN owner so there