Intro

[Predictable Bob]

Now he never said that did he.....and don't edit to change it either..

As if !

I leave that sort of thing to the children .......

I didn't bother mentioning the power cos that'd be unfair ! Did I ever mention that I had to back off the throttle one time cos I was fully loaded with the caravan on the back and I was hitting 85 uphill ? (Private road honestly officer ! )

[marky]

More leg room.....For doing foot manicures

Nicer Looking clock............ So you dont run late for the next customer

better speakers ........... you have to give the customer something to listen to while sat under the hair dryer

3x 12v outputs ............ you need these to be able to run the tongs,hairdryers etc
Better tailgate ............ Well you wouldn't want to strain yourselves leaning over to load stuff in as time is money

You're having a bad HAIR day i can tell

[MattF]

You're having a bad HAIR day i can tell

Nope. We're just still not .

[stormforce]

You're having a bad HAIR day i can tell

funny you say that i could do with a hair cut so how much you charge.Just a no 4 cut all over

[MattF]

funny you say that i could do with a hair cut so how much you charge.Just a no 4 cut all over

All over? Why do I get visions of a Gorilla?

[stormforce]

All over? Why do I get visions of a Gorilla?

what a gorilla thats been starved and like a bean pole...

[MattF]

what a gorilla thats been starved and like a bean pole...

[stormforce]

when i'm dead they're gonna use my legs as golf clubs

[MattF]

when i'm dead they're gonna use my legs as golf clubs