smilies

[POPEYE]

Why do the smilies keep moveing round?, is it just me or does it annoy anyone else, i seem to spend more time looking for a particular one and it's useually the last one i get to, just one of those niggely little things that makes me want to kill someone like when the missis puts a bog roll on with the paper comeing over the front and not the back,

[surfenstein]

Why do the smilies keep moveing round?, is it just me or does it annoy anyone else, i seem to spend more time looking for a particular one and it's useually the last one i get to, just one of those niggely little things that makes me want to kill someone like when the missis puts a bog roll on with the paper comeing over the front and not the back,

it annoys me too.

[MattF]

Smilies are in the rough order of most frequently to least used. That's why they shift. BTW, the bog roll has to loop from the back to front.

[POPEYE]

Smilies are in the rough order of most frequently to least used. That's why they shift. BTW, the bog roll has to loop from the back to front.

Beg to differ! comeing down the back is best, then ya can wip off a couple with a quick flick of the wrist, the other way the whole soddin lot unrolls onto the deck

[MattF]

Beg to differ! comeing down the back is best, then ya can wip off a couple with a quick flick of the wrist, the other way the whole soddin lot unrolls onto the deck

Not if you place your hand on the top of the roll. Less body twisting movement required to reach the roll with the back to front placement.

[pops]

Smilies are in the rough order of most frequently to least used. That's why they shift. BTW, the bog roll has to loop from the back to front.

NO Sh1T
by the way there is an etiquette(spelt right Mattf)
to way loo roll put on holder. the paper comes over the top from back to the front
learnt that from a head housekeeper at the Bupa hospital i worked at

[MattF]

NO Sh1T

BTW Gramps, you're post count position will be under threat within a few weeks. Yours and Richard's counts are within my grasp.

[pops]

BTW Gramps, you're post count position will be under threat within a few weeks. Yours and Richard's counts are within my grasp.

Does this look like the face of concern go for it son.

[POPEYE]

Hospitals are notoriously awkward like the army, if there's a hard roundabout way to do summat they'll choose that way, it keeps the troops (and bog roll replacers) busy so there's less chance of boredom and mutiny,
The back way means it's a one handed opperation and leaves your other hand
free for other things (like holding a book, before ya go down that road)

[stormforce]

Hospitals are notoriously awkward like the army, if there's a hard roundabout way to do summat they'll choose that way, it keeps the troops (and bog roll replacers) busy so there's less chance of boredom and mutiny,
The back way means it's a one handed opperation and leaves your other hand
free for other things (like holding a book, before ya go down that road)

it all depends on what sort of book your looking at tho Ian and if you need the bog roll while still holding the book then i would say your reading a dirty book...

[MattF]

The back way means it's a one handed opperation

I'm just hoping you're still talking about bog rolls.

[nero279]

it all depends on what sort of book your looking at tho Ian and if you need the bog roll while still holding the book then i would say your reading a dirty book...

You always have to lower the tone Richard, It might just be one of those really good books that you just can't put down. I've heard people talk about them on Radio 2,





the only book i couldn't put down had sticky stuff all over the cover.

[POPEYE]

it all depends on what sort of book your looking at tho Ian and if you need the bog roll while still holding the book then i would say your reading a dirty book...

It could be a weepie, just to dry me eyes

[drunkmonkeyboy]

I agree with you ian its better going down the back, ooooo errrr! one quick flick and its off!













there you go richard have fun!

[stormforce]

You always have to lower the tone Richard, It might just be one of those really good books that you just can't put down. I've heard people talk about them on Radio 2,





the only book i couldn't put down had sticky stuff all over the cover.

now would i lower the tone of any thread.....