Boots the CHEMIST

[Mitsy]

My husband tried viagra but they kept falling off ( ALL 68 OF THEM) .

[MattF]

It might sound dear, but when you get in the sack with a bird the first time, it's amazing what she tells her mates when you have gone all night without, well you know!!!

They never look at you the same way again.

So what stories did your 'hot pants' bird spread then? That you really were a red hot lover?

[stormforce]

my Mrs is on the pill.She says its the size of a grain of sand and holds it between her knees...

[DaveD]

So is the viagra to clear the injectors instead of redex??

[BUSHWHACKER]

There is a male version of the pill, you put one in your shoe and it makes you limp.

[marky]

There is a male version of the pill, you put one in your shoe and it makes you limp.

PMSL.

[huff_diggler]

crikey it's like being in the front row of a jim davidson gig, only without the mullet and bad breathe

[marky]

Yes, the sun does shine out of my a$rse It should be AR$E

[huff_diggler]

Yes, the sun does shine out of my a$rse It should be AR$E

crikey your right, only took a few weeks

[marky]

crikey your right, only took a few weeks

No worries.
Dont let your PETS near those pills

[joker??]

typical of boots allways trying to stiff people

[marky]

ALLWAYS! or Always

[M35A2]

So what stories did your 'hot pants' bird spread then? That you really were a red hot lover?

That would be 4 old boy. I only used one for each bird. Once the first impression is out the way it's down to the mark 1 erection.

[BUSHWHACKER]

That would be 4 old boy. I only used one for each bird. Once the first impression is out the way it's down to the mark 1 erection.

Doesn't anyone use two ice lolly sticks and a rubber band any more?

[stormforce]

Doesn't anyone use two ice lolly sticks and a rubber band any more?

i would but they dont make lolly sticks big enough...