Boyfriend wanted

[max6674]

Let me see...

number of fit birds in kinky gear in front of my camera = >6

number of fit birds in kinky gear in front of Matt's camera = 0



I rest my case.

Close contest though wasnt it...?

[MattF]

Let me see...

number of fit birds in kinky gear in front of my camera = >6

number of fit birds in kinky gear in front of Matt's camera = 0



I rest my case.

Ooohhh.

[MattF]

... and that lefthand pic was finger trouble. shoulda been...

I ain't even gonna ask what that means.

[MattF]

Close contest though wasnt it...?

He's got the edge, though. His wife tells the women they're safe 'cos he's only interested in his Surf. Me, ..........., I'm a letcher.

BTW, you do know when Slug Man logs on, somebodies gonna have to revive him when he sees this lot.

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

BTW, you do know when Slug Man logs on, somebodies gonna have to revive him when he sees this lot.

Don't forget melons will tip a bucket of icy water over woodzie too

[MattF]

Don't forget melons will tip a bucket of icy water over woodzie too

[MattF]

These are nice boots:



but I reckon this one wins for 'artistic prowess'.

[MattF]

Ah well... bye bye sluggie!

BTW, have I ever told you what a lucky, lucky ....... you are?

[MattF]

No, but go ahead...

Consider yourself told, then. BTW, that last pair of boots are very nice.

[spooky]

wow i have just had to have a cold shower

[Antshiel]

Damn straight!

Something for everyone!

Jeeeeeeeeeesus Chrrrrrrrrrrrrrist, i've just woke up, logged on and now wondering why the hell i went out last night. Right, I'm tall, dark, handsome and loaded. (first 2 anyway) wltm 30 something slim, sexy footwear model with fantastic body and legs up to the neck, in the worcs region. Gsoh, for fun nights out and long nights in, must have own surf and be willing to travel through mud. My god there she is , I'll take number 2 & 3 please.

[Antshiel]

I don't know the meaning of letching. Ten to one when we get to see the kisser it's a minger.

You can put what ever kisser you like on a body like that m8 as long as no nasty surprises arise in bed (so to speak)

[MudSurfer]

These are nice boots:

OK - now you have my full attention - Should I send in a pic for her approval?? Ex University Rugby player, swim & weight train 2 - 3 times a week, and and love getting dirty in a Surf ...

[Chillitt]

[Donald Pleasance mode on] I can see, I can see perfectly..[Donald Pleasance mode off]

[Woodzie]