What sex is your truck?

[Maverick]

Just wondering if there is anyone out there that has a male Surf. I've noticed I always refer to mine as female, now I think there may be some simple reasons to this.
There are more female swear words.
It's much easier to compliment a female (its natural to tap the dash and say "good girl")
Secretly we're more dependant on females than we'd admit to.

Anyone with more theories, or anyone with a male truck want to give their reasons.

And yes I'm bored to death, two trucks and three patrols in twelve hours, leaves alot of time to kill.

[Bogus]

I fail to see how a Surf can be anything other than male, ( unless its lowered and yellow).
If its female, its not very feminine is it, it would be the biggest, most macho, tattoed, bearded, bovver booted, dungareed lesbian youve ever seen.

Plenty of 3rd gen comments to come Im sure but even they have to be male, albeit a bit more limp of wrist or to be polite a bit more " new man"

Bogus

[Woodzie]

I fail to see how a Surf can be anything other than male, ( unless its lowered and yellow).
If its female, its not very feminine is it, it would be the biggest, most macho, tattoed, bearded, bovver booted, dungareed lesbian youve ever seen.

Plenty of 3rd gen comments to come Im sure but even they have to be male, albeit a bit more limp of wrist or to be polite a bit more " new man"

Bogus

Sorry but mine is a female MUD Wrestler .......A sexy 2nd gen that love playing in the mud

[POPEYE]

Trains , planes and automobiles (and ships) are always SHE's dont feel right to say "its my truck and i love him"

[BUSHWHACKER]

Mine is an inanimate object, and is therefore gender-less.

[POPEYE]

Mine is an inanimate object, and is therefore gender-less.

It's an IT then, and i thought it was called Kit, you'll upset it!

[Slugsie]

Mine is definitely female. It needs constant attention, or it sulks!

[huff_diggler]

as a male you cant have a male vehicle? not right, unless you is a shirt lifter

look a eddie stobbart, does he have any male lorrys? no

i have always regarded any of my cars a female, i cant say i love my car he's great, doesnt even sound right.

only females regard there cars as male. not being sexist or 'owt

[nero279]

she's female, she's either a stroppy cow, or a randy b!tch

[marky]

Trains , planes and automobiles (and ships) are always SHE's dont feel right to say "its my truck and i love him"

That sounds so GAY

[captain_chaos]

They're definately female. You wouldn't lavish so much care and attention if they were male. Also ony a female could bleed that amount of money out of me.

[Ballibeg]

I've always thought of mine as a lassie but when the going gets tough she sure is butch enough for the job! So I guess she swings between the well turned out brightly polished side and the mucky dungarees and short hair side!

Dave

[da SLUG man]

definately an "IT"....

like a dog, or small child!

[gillcover]

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I call mine essex girl,,,cos she's always in the pull, loves being in high hills,
a right little poser, and can be a bitch when she wants to be.

[lord lucan]

as a male you cant have a male vehicle? not right, unless you is a shirt lifter

look a eddie stobbart, does he have any male lorrys? no

i have always regarded any of my cars a female, i cant say i love my car he's great, doesnt even sound right.

only females regard there cars as male. not being sexist or 'owt

shirt lifter, is that someone who likes it up the marmite motorway