polite bunch

[MattF]

Matt wanted to hang you over the cesspit

It was merely a suggestion.

[Woodzie]

Calm down. I'm only interested in the women.

Women in aldershot.........Don't be stupid

[stormforce]

Women in aldershot.........Don't be stupid

only the ones in the pole dancing pubs

[Woodzie]

only the ones in the pole dancing pubs

And they are called Bertha and look like the taxi driver from 'The League of Gentelmen'

[MattF]

Gratuitous letching pic time:

[stormforce]

And they are called Bertha and look like the taxi driver from 'The League of Gentelmen'

there used to be one nice bird that used to do the pole dancing in the pub i used to stay in when i was a contractor on the railway

[Woodzie]

The way this is going who's going to start on about spilt engine lubricant

[TonyN]

Gratuitous letching pic time:

Drool......

(thats my PC desktop.....)

[da SLUG man]

TOP TIP:

put the tip of your nose against the mrs's nose... look at her eyes and they merge into one... looks just like leila!!

dye her hair purple for added effect

[da SLUG man]

has the slug been MIA too then?

me, or other slug??


i get confused with multiple matts and slugs.

[MattF]

Drool......

(thats my PC desktop.....)

Bugger. I'd not thought of doing that. Ooohh. Just done it. Looks well good.

[BUSHWHACKER]

Bugger. I'd not thought of doing that. Ooohh. Just done it. Looks well good.

Doing it to a mirror isn't the same Matt!

[MattF]

TOP TIP:

put the tip of your nose against the mrs's nose... look at her eyes and they merge into one... looks just like leila!!

dye her hair purple for added effect

Wonder who's gonna' be the first bloke to get slapped now if the missus realises why they're going boseyed?

[marky]

Its so good to have some HUMOUR for a change

[MattF]

Doing it to a mirror isn't the same Matt!

Vincent. Reallyyy..........