14 spelling mistakes....

[BUSHWHACKER]

there great them i got a set 1 xmas when i was a boy when so fast cars just spun off the track tho

[MattF]

isn't that near Aintree?

I just thought he must have some Chinese roots.

[The Mechanic]

It' one of them....

Foreign call centres (center for the US contingent) probably a certain Bank and one of its staff has been charged with the duty of getting shot of the managers company car.

You say your name is Smith....how you spell that peas? Very unusual name here in !!!!!

[pops]

DONT TELLUM YOUR NAME

[drunkmonkeyboy]

LOL