caption time.

[surfenstein]

[stormforce]

go on chav make my day

[Vultch]

Strange really... the anti 4x4 lobby never seem to bother my truck

[Gizmo]

Company offer:

One Guard dog to ensure that your stuck off-road trucks dont go missing whilst going for friends to help get you out

call 555-im-stuck

[Apache]

Hyundai prototype self levelling pooch

[RodLeach]

redneck: geez sis im sorry i didnt make it toooo urr wedin' i got maiii self a lil bit uh stuck! hic!
redneck bride: well cletus i'd not have minded if you wernt my grrrooom!

[logey79]

don't take the pi$$ out of rednecks, there's loads on here! apparently...

[RodLeach]

[drunkmonkeyboy]

How the f$ck did i wake up here??

[AndyLala]

So how long is it going to take this pickup to pee then...?

[johnd]

dad that bloke in the surf is still behind us.
( yes talking dog )

[Woodzie]

What do you mean i can't dump in a toyota

[joker??]

i must be barking mad to come offroading

[captain_chaos]

Are you sure the sat-nav is working properly?

[woz]

Now if I can just get over that tree!