How do you pronounce "hilux"?

[MattF]

hairdresser 1..my tongs are 6" long
hairdresser 2..oooooohhhhh my tongs are 9" long
hairdresser 1..shut up you bitch or i'll scratch ya eyes out

[stormforce]

[LURCH]

So WHO IS THE ONLY GAY ON THE FORUM THEN.

[MattF]

So WHO IS THE ONLY GAY ON THE FORUM THEN.

Oh, that's a contest between Big Jessie and Golden Bowie.

[marky]

They've come out to play

[logey79]

Oh, that's a contest between Big Jessie and Golden Bowie.

i think its sad that all you lot do these days is take the pi$$...

[Woodzie]

i think its sad that all you lot do these days is take the pi$$...

Thats the kettle calling the pot black

[logey79]

Thats the kettle calling the pot black

me no comprende?

[Woodzie]

me no comprende?

DOWHATJOHN (monty python moment)

[BUSHWHACKER]

DOWHATJOHN (monty python moment)

Channel 119 at the moment, as it 'appens!

[logey79]

BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
B: What is your name?
L: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.
B: What is your quest?
L: To seek the Holy Grail.
B: What is your favorite color?
L: Blue.
B: Right. Off you go.
L: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

[Woodzie]

And Now For Something Completly Different



ITS THE PARROT SKETCH..............YES

[logey79]

Mozart?

[Woodzie]

Mozart?

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRYS

[MattF]

3rd gen song on.