Pikey gift

[stormforce]

i made an arse of myself in lands end... my mates brother worked there on the pasty stand....
they had beef and vegetable, or cheese and onion...

i said... "ent you got any cornish?"


Penzance lads are rubbish at fighting too!!

they were probably emmets that came down here to sell them
i ain't had a s$$$$ in penzance for years but i know what you mean tho

[marky]

It's amaseing how you got from trailer thieving pikeys to cornish pasties
Not being one to cast wotsnames but a wise old welshman once told me son!
anythings fair game from dead poltry on up and if yer on a date with a sheep always wear oversized wellies, ya stick their back legs down the front and the bugga's cant run away, served me well that bit of advice along with the one about a broken bottle

& Never ever Kiss them on the Lips

[MattF]

Could you imagine what the 'Little Bo-Peep' rhyme would have sounded
like if she had been Welsh?

[stormforce]

Could you imagine what the 'Little Bo-Peep' rhyme would have sounded
like if she had been Welsh?

that's why wesh sheep farmers wear kilts now cause the sheep have got used to the sound of their zips

[da SLUG man]

i ain't had a s$$$$ in penzance for years but i know what you mean tho

it was like, "oo-ar you ent frum roond eere"... then he approached flailing arms...

he didn't reckon on the side-step, the headbutt, the punch from behind or the kick while down...

i live 4 hrs away and sound more cornish than most of the cockney's who live there!

[stormforce]

it was like, "oo-ar you ent frum roond eere"... then he approached flailing arms...

he didn't reckon on the side-step, the headbutt, the punch from behind or the kick while down...

i live 4 hrs away and sound more cornish than most of the cockney's who live there!

[marky]

It has to be them parsties then

[POPEYE]

Could you imagine what the 'Little Bo-Peep' rhyme would have sounded
like if she had been Welsh?

Thats not the one with "pretty maids all in a row" is it? i like that one

[MattF]

Thats not the one with "pretty maids all in a row" is it? i like that one

Mary, Mary, quite contrary.

[MattF]

that's why wesh sheep farmers wear kilts now cause the sheep have got used to the sound of their zips

[slowdown.harrison@gmail.c]

Sooo....

If I take all the wires and hook em' all together on a big earth point

on its galv' chassis



THAT

togther with its Bike chain, £50 padlock shackled through the A' frame,
sparewheel centre shielding a great lump of concrete the fencers buried in a field AND a pikey-detterent red herring elec suzy.....





strokeslongpointybeard

[stormforce]

If I take all the wires and hook em' all together on a big earth point

on its galv' chassis



THAT

togther with its Bike chain, £50 padlock shackled through the A' frame,
sparewheel centre shielding a great lump of concrete the fencers buried in a field AND a pikey-detterent red herring elec suzy.....





strokeslongpointybeard

and don't forget the trip wires while your at it

[marky]

They also use OXY-ACETYLENE Cutting gear nowadays. Iff they want it they'll get it. Youve got no Security for your HITCH

[da SLUG man]

and don't forget the trip wires while your at it

that's what's ahppening on LOST!!

the "others" think that travellers (pikeys) have come to nick their trailer...

so, you're gonna need some big magnets, black smoke, polar bears, underground bunkers.

[slowdown.harrison@gmail.c]

Do you concur

attack social-workers,

on hand to stop benefits might be beneficial?