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    car cover

    there's a new building going up next to where i work and they're pouring tons of lime into the ground... this blows around everywhere and has been settling on all the cars in the car park, which apparently can eat the paint if you leave it.

    so, the boss went out and bought us all car covers from argos!!
    trouble is, mine's too small!! (the car cover that is!)



    ooh!, that's just reminded me of a joke!
    Q) Why are men like parking spaces?
    A) because they're either taken or too small! (one for the lady's really!)

    so, anyway, any ideas how i can stop my paint getting eaten by this lime?
    nee nar nee nar, i'm a fire engine!
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  • #2
    Originally posted by dabigman
    there's a new building going up next to where i work and they're pouring tons of lime into the ground... this blows around everywhere and has been settling on all the cars in the car park, which apparently can eat the paint if you leave it.

    so, the boss went out and bought us all car covers from argos!!
    trouble is, mine's too small!! (the car cover that is!)



    ooh!, that's just reminded me of a joke!
    Q) Why are men like parking spaces?
    A) because they're either taken or too small! (one for the lady's really!)

    so, anyway, any ideas how i can stop my paint getting eaten by this lime?
    GET THE BOSS TO PAY FOR TOP NOTCH CAR WASH EVERYDAY
    (\__/)
    (='.'=) SQUIRREL MUNCHER GRRRRRRR
    (")_(")

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    • #3
      Park somewhere else!

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      • #4
        GO ON YOUR BIKE
        (\__/)
        (='.'=) SQUIRREL MUNCHER GRRRRRRR
        (")_(")

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        • #5
          Originally posted by dabigman
          there's a new building going up next to where i work and they're pouring tons of lime into the ground... this blows around everywhere and has been settling on all the cars in the car park, which apparently can eat the paint if you leave it.

          so, the boss went out and bought us all car covers from argos!!
          trouble is, mine's too small!! (the car cover that is!)



          ooh!, that's just reminded me of a joke!
          Q) Why are men like parking spaces?
          A) because they're either taken or too small! (one for the lady's really!)

          so, anyway, any ideas how i can stop my paint getting eaten by this lime?
          Time for a complete respray then, paid for by the builders
          Say not always what you know, but always know what you say.

          My 4x4
          My choice
          Back off

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          • #6
            your own garage at work!!!
            Enjoying Life after Cancer
            Pops

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            • #7
              Health.

              Hi Matt

              a phone call to the Environmental Health should do the trick.It is dangerous, it says so on the packets.

              Geoff.
              Rubblebags (Geoff).

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              • #8
                Coat the car in vasaline, until the jobs finished, then wash it off. It'll look crap but if anyone runs into you they will just slide off!
                It's only a hobby!

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