wanted, jacket potato jokes

[andrewlee31]

for some strange reason the missus has just walking in and asked me to find jacket potato jokes....

dont know why, im not asking her!!

so come on then, what u got?

[Chillitt]

What do you call the ghost of a potato?
A spectater.

What do you call a tyrannical potato ruler?
A dictater.

What do you call an introspective potato that is made up of many smaller potatoes?
A meta-tater.

What do you call a potato that copies you?
An imitater.

What do you call a potato that's a very close friend but is also threatening?
An intimate-tater.

[andrewlee31]

cheers mate,

that'll shut her up!

[TJG]

Three girl spuds go off to seek their fortunes, 2 years later they all meet back home for a family reunion, Mum spud asks how they all got on, Girl 1 said that she had married a King Edward and was very happy, Mum was chuffed to bits with her new royal son in law. Girl 2 says that she has fallen in love and married a jersey royal, once again Mum is overwhelmed with the thought of royal blood. Daughter 3 proudly stands up and tells everyone that she has married David Coleman, Mum is shocked and disowns her on the spot, girl 3 is distraught and asks "but why Mum?"

Well she says, "He is a.........common-tater"