Grovelling (Newbie) Apology

[Scorpion]

Quote:
Originally Posted by kameeleon
Well,ask a silly question I suppose. If I had over 7,326 and 2,471 postings repectively I guess I'd be as well informed as you.

I thought this forum was to help fellow Surf owners not ridicule them.

I've always been polite and thanked people for taking the time to answer my questions and expected the same respect in return and, until now, this has always been the case,

And to answer any other queries, yes I am well aware of what the red button does. I have read the FAQ section.

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Oh my God, I've just come back to read what I had typed in the other night.
I'm so embarresed. Just been doing 12 hour shifts and had gone out that night to celebrate my birthday. Came home a little worse for wear and read the replies to my posting. The demon drink got the worse of me and my befuddled brain didn't take in the fact it was a bit of good natured fun so I spat my dummy out and wrote the above tirade (pretty good spelling actually and quite articulate considering I was pi**ed).

Anyhoo, please accept my humble apologies and I promise not to be naughty again or read postings while drunk.

I now see I have gained partial Nirvana and got my intermediate status, hurray!!

[TonyN]

I always look at the time of the post before decide how to reply, its a good indicator of the 'context'

Normally how its written is an indication of sobriety (not yours, very impressive), although sometimes its hard tell these days!!!

[kitesurf_phil]

At least you didn't put your dog on eBay!!!!!

[Apache]

People can generally tell when I'm drunk because my typing fingers swell to four times their normal size with the associated problems this causes when using a standard laptop keyboard.

[BUSHWHACKER]

People can generally tell when I'm drunk because my typing fingers swell to four times their normal size with the associated problems this causes when using a standard laptop keyboard.

You can absorb liquid with your fingers?

[Woodzie]

People can generally tell when I'm drunk because my typing fingers swell to four times their normal size with the associated problems this causes when using a standard laptop keyboard.

It probably pools in the legs too....causing staggering

[Apache]

It probably pools in the legs too....causing staggering

It does something to gravity as well... tilts it through 45 degrees.

[Woodzie]

AND the merrygoround effect

[Apache]

AND the merrygoround effect

I dont get that anymore. Dont know why. When I was younger I'd always get it when I was lying in bed - with the resultant chats to god on the big white telephone. These days, I drink, I philosophise, I get loved up and I fall asleep.

[stormforce]

it's when you get the merry go round effect and the sea sickness effect i don't like

[da SLUG man]

i never type anything when drunk!...
people just assume i do, so they ignore it!

[Vagrant No2]

i never type anything when drunk!...
people just assume i do, so they ignore it!

I thought you were permanantly drunk .

[Andy7160h]

Typical Geordie

[Scorpion]

Typical Geordie

Andy, ah divvent kna wot ya taaking aboot!!