When do you lose the 'newbie' tag?

[BUSHWHACKER]

why would a wet donkey wear a jacket?...

'cos he'll catch cold.

[kitesurf_phil]

'cos he'll catch cold.

But if he wore his jacket before he got wet?

[da SLUG man]

'cos he'll catch cold.

he'll need somewhere to hang that up!

[MattF]

To deflect sunroofs. Jesus, Vince you're getting more stupid by the day.

Oy, numpty, they're moonroofs. Don't you read the manual.

[Sancho]

Oy, numpty, they're moonroofs. Don't you read the manual.

Not only did I read the manual, I already told Vince once.

http://www.hiluxsurf.co.uk/forums/sh...ad.php?t=24800

I'm going away to think about what I've done.

[MattF]

I'm going away to think about what I've done.

[Scorpion]

Well,ask a silly question I suppose. If I had over 7,326 and 2,471 postings repectively I guess I'd be as well informed as you.

I thought this forum was to help fellow Surf owners not ridicule them.

I've always been polite and thanked people for taking the time to answer my questions and expected the same respect in return and, until now, this has always been the case,

And to answer any other queries, yes I am well aware of what the red button does. I have read the FAQ section.

Oh my God, I've just come back to read what I had typed in the other night.
I'm so embarresed. Just been doing 12 hour shifts and had gone out that night to celebrate my birthday. Came home a little worse for wear and read the replies to my posting. The demon drink got the worse of me and my befuddled brain didn't take in the fact it was a bit of good natured fun so I spat my dummy out and wrote the above tirade (pretty good spelling actually and quite articulate considering I was pi**ed).

Anyhoo, please accept my humble apologies and I promise not to be naughty again or read postings while drunk.

I now see I have gained partial Nirvana and got my intermediate status, hurray.

[stormforce]

I now see I have gained partial Nirvana and got my intermediate status, hurray.

why you want a nirvana dont you like the surf no more...

[BUSHWHACKER]

why you want a nirvana dont you like the surf no more...

Now then Richard, thats the second one of these you've received recently, sort your self out man!

[stormforce]

Now then Richard, thats the second one of these you've received recently, sort your self out man!

i'm sat here at work bored and waiting for tnt to deliver my bits from r/trax and if i get too bored i may struggle and fit my new steering damper while i'm here

[BUSHWHACKER]

i'm sat here at work bored and waiting for tnt to deliver my bits from r/trax and if i get too bored i may struggle and fit my new steering damper while i'm here

I'm waiting for my welder to cool down bit a, it's been working hard this morning.

[stormforce]

I'm waiting for my welder to cool down bit a, it's been working hard this morning.

your so kind Vince.I just got to persuade the other half to let me get everything fitted b4 xmas hopefully when i get the bodylift done

[TonyN]

I'm sitting here working out how to get Lindas' truck out of the garage...

[Woodzie]

I'm sitting here working out how to get Lindas' truck out of the garage...

Deflate the tyres

[BUSHWHACKER]

I'm sitting here working out how to get Lindas' truck out of the garage...

Start engine, press brake pedal, select 'D' remove foot from brake and press gently onto throttle pedal.
If you need to reverse out, select 'R'

If the truck is to tall to go under the door frame, then dig a couple of trenches in line with the wheels.