When do you lose the 'newbie' tag?

[Sancho]

Well,ask a silly question I suppose. If I had over 7,326 and 2,471 postings repectively I guess I'd be as well informed as you.

I thought this forum was to help fellow Surf owners not ridicule them.

I've always been polite and thanked people for taking the time to answer my questions and expected the same respect in return and, until now, this has always been the case,

And to answer any other queries, yes I am well aware of what the red button does. I have read the FAQ section.

I honestly think you've misinterpreted a bit of harmless banter there.

There's a nice bullbar (not mine) on ebay by the way:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Toyota-Hilux-S...QQcmdZViewItem

Those ones look the absolute t1ts on a truck. And I just found out what that tiny little grey bar I got was for.

[BUSHWHACKER]

I honestly think you've misinterpreted a bit of harmless banter there.

There's a nice bullbar (not mine) on ebay by the way:









http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Toyota-Hilux-S...QQcmdZViewItem

Those ones look the absolute t1ts on a truck. And I just found out what that tiny little grey bar I got was for.

Why is there a sunroof deflector on the bonnet of that Surf?

[Sancho]

Why is there a sunroof deflector on the bonnet of that Surf?

To deflect sunroofs. Jesus, Vince you're getting more stupid by the day.

[da SLUG man]

Why is there a sunroof deflector on the bonnet of that Surf?

deflect sunroofs?

never underestimate the damage those blighters can do!!

[BUSHWHACKER]

To deflect sunroofs. Jesus, Vince you're getting more stupid by the day.

Yeah, but the bullbar would do that, surely.

[da SLUG man]

To deflect sunroofs. Jesus, Vince you're getting more stupid by the day.

he must be getting dumb if we both got it!

hehehe!!

[da SLUG man]

Yeah, but the bullbar would do that, surely.

that stops bulls from going to the pub.

[BUSHWHACKER]

So what does a bonnet deflector do then?

[Sancho]

So what does a bonnet deflector do then?

It's to stop you from getting stone chips on your bonnet

[Sancho]

And no, not the sort you buy from Wickes to build a nice garden path like the one you saw on Groundforce...

[BUSHWHACKER]

It's to stop you from getting stone chips on your bonnet

So it doesn't deflect bonnets then?

Do I need a stone chip deflector?



I'm totally confused now, all this techno babble.

[kitesurf_phil]

I get potato chips on my bonnet. The little scrotes..................

[BUSHWHACKER]

And no, not the sort you buy from Wickes to build a nice garden path like the one you saw on Groundforce...

I only watch it for those Dimmocks!

You could hang a wet donkey jacket on 'em.

[da SLUG man]

I get potato chips on my bonnet. The little scrotes..................

better than kebab on the windscreen!

[da SLUG man]

wet donkey jacket

why would a wet donkey wear a jacket?...