never ending story

[joker??]

little finger syndrome but richards

suffers from brewers droop so

[Wild Thing]

suffers from brewers droop so

being a six toed cornish

[stormforce]

being a six toed cornish

stud who can satisfy women

[Wild Thing]

stud who can satisfy women

even though suffering from delusions

[joker??]

even though suffering from delusions

of being goodlooking and sexually

[Wild Thing]

of being goodlooking and sexually

Good looking to women but

[dirtydog]

Good looking to women but

he hasnt looked at himself

[Woodzie]

His 20 stone 3' body

[andrewlee31]

like the sh*t house door

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Falling off rusty hinges

[Woodzie]

Falling off rusty hinges

Although made from solid oak

[joker??]

Although made from solid oak

thick as a plank of

[da SLUG man]

thick as a plank of

dried chilli sauce from the

[joker??]

dried chilli sauce from the

s$$$$ings of an open sewer

[Wild Thing]

s$$$$ings of an open sewer

which also smelt of rotting