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  • surf infects the cab...

    the fecking surf has infected my other car! ggggggrrrrrrrrrraaaaaahhhhhhh! !!!!!

    my mondeo has done me a reliable 245,000 miles and parked it next to the surf this week (too hot to mess with the garage handle - it heats up to about 65million degrees when the sun's out) and now the clutch is on it's way out!

    in all seriousness, this will be the 2nd clutch the car's had and they take over a full working day to do (never trust a specialist - when the gearbox went at 180,000 miles i had quotes of gearbox and clutch at £1200 + VAT, got the box from a s$$$$ yard for £150, new 3 piece clutch for £60, oil, swear jar, pack of plasters and a crate of beer to bribe a clever brother, and job done to best standard you can get for less than £300) and since the car has now seen better days it is time to retire the old girl.

    so surf now getting blame for the mondeo's impending retirement from snotty suits and night time drunks and grannies with incontinence.
    i swear, it was like that when i got here...

  • #2
    So you'll be useing the surf as a taxi now then,
    Too young to die and too old to give a toss

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    • #3
      the old farts have enough trouble getting into the mondeo, so climbing into the lifted 1st gen will be about as difficult for them as it would be for Blair to retire with any integrity.
      i swear, it was like that when i got here...

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      • #4
        AhAh You could charge em double for the experience
        Too young to die and too old to give a toss

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        • #5
          the fumes would kill 80% of the day time granny customers.

          the drop from the cab would kill 75% of the drunk night time customers.

          the blood pressure going through the roof would kill 25% of the snot gobbling, stuffed shirts who can't possibly be seen in anything other than a saloon car.

          hmmmmm....no can't do it, the surf's already cost me a fortune!
          i swear, it was like that when i got here...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by logey79
            the fumes would kill 80% of the day time granny customers.

            the drop from the cab would kill 75% of the drunk night time customers.

            the blood pressure going through the roof would kill 25% of the snot gobbling, stuffed shirts who can't possibly be seen in anything other than a saloon car.

            hmmmmm....no can't do it, the surf's already cost me a fortune!
            sounds like you must love your customers......
            the b****y dogs have been at it again

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            • #7
              try cabbying for a year around here, then you'll see why cab drivers are all mental!

              ordinary people turn into complete divs when they get into a cab, you would not believe the things i've had happened in a cab, the good, the bad, the ugly...and the truly amazing!
              i swear, it was like that when i got here...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by logey79
                try cabbying for a year around here, then you'll see why cab drivers are all mental!

                ordinary people turn into complete divs when they get into a cab, you would not believe the things i've had happened in a cab, the good, the bad, the ugly...and the truly amazing!

                don't stop there we need details
                https://www.facebook.com/groups/henpals/

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by stormforce1067
                  don't stop there we need details
                  Stil logey just mellow and think about getting that surf ready for a run to cornwall are you going to come ? or do you fancy a play on the plain ..if so contact me
                  www.daemon4x4.org

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