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**logey79** · 1 June 2006, 19:40

'these new ear muffs are a bit lumpy sarge'

**smiffy** · 1 June 2006, 19:41

Man to Man combat

**contaminated** · 1 June 2006, 19:47

Does my bum look big in this?

**Woodzie** · 1 June 2006, 19:51

When i said you could park a bike .........

**AndyLala** · 1 June 2006, 19:53

Are you sure this is going to get the splinter out?

New Army biped doubles as willy warmer for those extra cold afternoons on the range.

Does my bum look big like this?

Can you remind me sarge, what exactly I am supposed to be spotting from this angle?

There is definitely only 7 rounds in this mag sarge...?
Jeez, its taken you long enough, you are now officially part of the furniture.

Next time you will remember the monocular and all the ear defenders...
And as you also forgot the landy, you can give me a piggy back all the way back to the store.

**Chillitt** · 1 June 2006, 19:57

i forgot to say... they are french. dont know if that helps or not

**That Ruddy Squirrel** · 1 June 2006, 19:58

As a result of spending cutbacks (to cover for bonuses paid to a certain owner of 2 jags) the army are forced to improvise when they couldn't afford the gun mounts.

"if that gun does not have any muzzle flash suppresion I shall bite SO hard"

Trev

**joker??** · 1 June 2006, 20:04

whos gonna fire first ??
are we allowed to use gas in combat ???

**logey79** · 1 June 2006, 20:11

Originally posted by Chillitt

i forgot to say... they are french. dont know if that helps or not

they can't be french!!!

they've got weapons and i don't see any white flags in sight!!!

you must be mistaken...

**AndyLala** · 1 June 2006, 20:12

Wouldn't a match or even a lighter have been easier....

So much for flash suppresion.

French? Looks like British DPM to me...

Doesn't look like an FR F-2 or its replacement the Barratt... or its french equivalent (PGM Ultima Ratio Hecate II)

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**Chillitt** · 1 June 2006, 20:17

looks like a barrett designed by a frenchman.... i am only telling you what i was told..

must be french, it was in here.. http://www.ahajokes.com/crt874.html

**Wild Thing** · 1 June 2006, 20:28

hold me tight, let me know when the banging's stopped.

**Apache** · 1 June 2006, 20:36

In hindsight, Bubba wished he had been separated at birth from his siamese twin.

**Bobby Doc** · 1 June 2006, 20:49

If ya Fart don't kill em, me bullets will!

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