Stop that black smoke now!!!!!!

[BUSHWHACKER]

Hurry, only 9 left!!

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Newbies, please ignore this.

[TonyN]

hehe, competition!!

[DaveD]

Seems like a good idea.......I'm going to bin my cable tie immediately.....

[BUSHWHACKER]

Only 8 left now. Don't miss out on this revolutionary cure for black diesel smoke problems!!!

[DaveD]

Scuse me.......I've got a bolt screwed into the pipe do I need to take that out before installing the ball bearing?

[AndyLala]

Use Belt and Braces....

Ball Bearing...

Bolt....

Cable tie...

And...

Keep your fingers crossed whilst driving...

And...

New plate to block of recirculation pipe...

And...

New Revolutionary 'patented' Fuel Additive... Only available here....



















Large Pinch of Salt...

[BUSHWHACKER]

Scuse me.......I've got a bolt screwed into the pipe do I need to take that out before installing the ball bearing?

Well of course you do!
How else would you get the ball bearing into the pipe?

[DaveD]

Well you know me....I'm not tecknikarly minded............

[BUSHWHACKER]

Have you tried putting the bearing into your right shoe? It stops you depressing the throttle pedal so hard!

[DaveD]

I'm expecting better mpg since I washed it yeserday.....its all nice and shiney with no urchin graffitti

[BUSHWHACKER]

So thats why the weather has turned cold again then.

[DaveD]

So thats why the weather has turned cold again then.

Yup...expect thunderstorms and floods anytime now............

[it's Jim]

One quick and easy fix. NEVER look behind you, then you will never seen black smoke hence no black smoke, problem has gone away!!

[Spoggle]

First rule of Italian driving, 'Whatever is behind me is of no concern to me'. What black smoke?

Spoggle

[logey79]

EGR fix...
excellent, i'm buying mine now...
oh, wait a minute where is my egr...
hehehe, been there, done that

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