very urgent reply needed

[mud skipper]

i cannt find my cheque book( those things we used to use in a bygone era) i have looked every where, knowing what a usefull bunch you are i just had to ask





















cannt you tell i'm bored this evening
john

[Chillitt]

its in the glove compartment in the truck. remember, you left it there when you taxed it.... honestly.....

[Vagrant No2]

Usually been repositioned to the inside of a womans handbag , for saftey reasons apparantly !

[surfcarl]

you left it on toyota,s parts desk.... phone them up and ask for either DICK TURPIN or NED KELLY... who will gladly sort you out...


carl.......

[mud skipper]

panick over


Chillit was correct,now i have to use it to get some fuel station flowers and choccies for wifey as i took Vagrants recommendation and upset her.
cheers guys as ever you are the best

[Hip_o_crit>>IoW<<]

Its in the dog!!

Damm, missed this post by 60 seconds

[pops]

[QUOTE=john.sally]i cannt find my cheque book( those things we used to use in a bygone era) i have looked every where, knowing what a usefull bunch you are i just had to ask



WELL I NOT GOT ITUNFORTUNATLY

[Bogus]

panick over


Chillit was correct,now i have to use it to get some fuel station flowers and choccies for wifey as i took Vagrants recommendation and upset her.
cheers guys as ever you are the best

And you think petrol station flowers will work?? In my experience that is almost guaranteed to increase the level of upset. It HAS to be proper flowers from a proper florist.
Yak Yak Yak, shows what you think of me, a cheap bunch of weeds from the filling station , Yak Yak Yak

Does that ring bells with anyone ??

[Chillitt]

all i know is a dozen red roses cancels out all manner of bad things, and there is enough credit left for some good things.

[dave.j.robbo]

all i know is a dozen red roses cancels out all manner of bad things, and there is enough credit left for some good things.

Or it just makes 'em suspicious!!

[Hip_o_crit>>IoW<<]

My missis recons that when a bloke buys flowers for a women he has done something wrong So, I never get her flowers. Well I don't want to give her any clues do I

[stormforce]

i just tell mine she has plenty in the garden so go and pick some

[Chillitt]

Or it just makes 'em suspicious!!

that must be you looking shifty!

few years back, a brand new girlfriend (sigh..) arranged a barbecue so i could meet all her friends. at the same time. i was tipped off that it was going to be a linching. i turned up with a dozen roses. all the chaps tried to be protective, and were a little bit off with me, then all their girlfriends started giving them grief ' why dont you ever buy me flowers' and the like. i had a great evening, teflon coated. money well spent.

[AuldNick]

Did you know the bank wont even look at the signature on a cheque unless it's for more than 5k, did you know that a cheque gaurantee card is worthless plastic if the geezer aint got the money the bank wont pay the bouncy cheque even with the card number written in blood.

Anyway who uses a cheque book now, dont we all use plastic with them magic wee security chips on (chip & pin) although I heard if you pass 9 volts through the chip it reverts back to 0000!

[AuldNick]

(sigh..) = nookie ?