why am i so short

[andrewlee31]

i was just extolling the virtues of the site to the other half, and happened to say that theres someone on here that seems to know everything <and i dont mean you vince> obviously i meant about smurfs, but this being planet woman, she wants to know 'why am i so short???'

[BUSHWHACKER]

Me?? I know nothing! Whatever gave you that idea?


p.s. Tell her nice things come in small packages.

[pops]

i was just extolling the virtues of the site to the other half, and happened to say that theres someone on here that seems to know everything <and i dont mean you vince> obviously i meant about smurfs, but this being planet woman, she wants to know 'why am i so short???'

the witch said coz your a shortass
i think you may be stood in a hole

[Chillitt]

its because you got pecked by a mallard when you were little, er young. it means you will suffer from ducks desease for the rest of your life. sorry.

[kitesurf_phil]

It's because you didn't get enough manure in your boots when you were younger.

[marky]

i was just extolling the virtues of the site to the other half, and happened to say that theres someone on here that seems to know everything <and i dont mean you vince> obviously i meant about smurfs, but this being planet woman, she wants to know 'why am i so short???'

Tell her everybody is good at something

[TonyN]

I can do lifts in 2,4 or 6" or the shelf. Others are available, but may need more work.

Do you want her suspension or body lifted?

[andrewlee31]

she says all she wants is 6 inches, but i cant promise her that lol

[Medieval Dave]

It makes your truck look bigger when the missus finds it a really big step up.

I don't suppose she has really little hands too?

[sumo]

just tell her that your not short its that she is just taller than you because of the pedestal you put her on.
If that dont work do wot I do and stand on a box.

[andrewlee31]

It makes your truck look bigger when the missus finds it a really big step up.

I don't suppose she has really little hands too?

weird question lol but yep small hands, and gynormous size 3's.. big enough to snap her clutch cable on her fiat!!

is there a bit of a hand fetish going on here

[fatfires]

p.s. Tell her nice things come in small packages.

so does poison and explosives (and mother in laws)

[andrewlee31]

poison and explosives on the mother in law..

DAMM FINE PLAN!!

[spoofer28]

maybe because your bum is so close to the ground

[DaveD]

She's not short......she is compact