New Caption Contest

[Gizmo]

Seeing Just come back from Chester Zoo, thought Id see what we get for this one from the nutters on the forum

[marky]

This ones better GAZ Now i can see the RESEMBELENCE

[Gizmo]

This ones better GAZ Now i can see the RESEMBELENCE

Very funny Mark!...thought I saw the parents somewhere

[pops]

This ones better GAZ Now i can see the RESEMBELENCE

blimmy that muds deep the post has gone

[deegz]

Seeing Just come back from Chester Zoo, thought Id see what we get for this one from the nutters on the forum

its the only way i can get a signal on me motorola....

[internetsurfer]

can you remove this splinter from my sphincter.

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

The Jungle Gatzo !!!!!


Trev

[Woodzie]

Lifestyles of the famous
After two successful hollywood films, 'Clide' became a recluse

[coolsv650]

Seeing Just come back from Chester Zoo, thought Id see what we get for this one from the nutters on the forum

Anti 4x4 protesters go to extreme lengths to try to prove the ice caps are melting!

[Apache]

Apes test long range tactical poo launch system.

[kitesurf_phil]

I can see Uncle Sumo's house from up here.

[Tallyman]

I know my name's Nelson but what are those four ruddy great lion's doing down there?

[joker??]

im looking for a high-lux

[logey79]

this new thing is c.rap! i want my tyre back!


p.s when i was a kid, my ma and pa took us kids (all 6 of us) to the zoo. there was a big crowd laughing at the orangutans 'coz one of 'em had the squits. it obviously realised that we were all finding amusement in the poor creatures ailment, so it turned, picked up his mess, and hurled it at the crowd. my dad was the only person it hit, and he was covered!!!! he has never been allowed to forget it (especially by my mum). very, very funny, especially since he's a fiery glaswegian, scares the hell out of others when he gets mad, but it just makes us lot laugh even more!!!

[stormforce]

this pole dancing isn't all its cracked up to be