May have to fit one of these ...

[pops]

Tam is a P.O.R.G. (Person Of Restricted Growth) which falls at 5ft . She needs a set of steps to gain entry into the Runner .







P.S. Just been told by Tam she is 5ft 2" , still a P.O.R.G to me .

may i suggest a rope ladder that rolls down when she opens her door sir

[Chillitt]

a P.O.R.G. (Person Of Restricted Growth)
the phrase round here is a sufferer of duck's disease.....

[mark g8awo]

It's better to say,
Lumberjack in a mushroom farm

dont you

mean a low down bum