What to do with Jeremy Vine?

[POPEYE]

Its neck & neck between the two worst places, What have you got against the orkney islanders? He'd probably feel at home in hell and i dont know how
deep the pit is but the mariannas trench has got to be deeper (11 miles)
That'd do

[da SLUG man]

you can't send him to Radio1... that's what i listen to when he's on R2!!