Another Caption Comp....

[Gtdog]

Hmm in reality if I did get one on the fron of my Surf, all I would get for Christmas would be pain, probably run over a couple of times, stabbed repeatedly, kicked repeatedly, divorced, then re-married for more pain, have rock salt rubbed into my wounds, then acetone, fitted into a pair of concrete wellies and dropped into the mud at low tide.
Probably with a socket set rectaly inserted for good measure.

And that would be before Wifey got angry

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Hmm in reality if I did get one on the fron of my Surf, all I would get for Christmas would be pain, probably run over a couple of times, stabbed repeatedly, kicked repeatedly, divorced, then re-married for more pain, have rock salt rubbed into my wounds, then acetone, fitted into a pair of concrete wellies and dropped into the mud at low tide.
Probably with a socket set rectaly inserted for good measure.

And that would be before Wifey got angry

[fatfires]

Hmm in reality if I did get one on the fron of my Surf, all I would get for Christmas would be pain, probably run over a couple of times, stabbed repeatedly, kicked repeatedly, divorced, then re-married for more pain, have rock salt rubbed into my wounds, then acetone, fitted into a pair of concrete wellies and dropped into the mud at low tide.
Probably with a socket set rectaly inserted for good measure.

And that would be before Wifey got angry

note everybody
This is what Burgandy owners are like!!

[BUSHWHACKER]

Actually he's got the BLUE one. ner ner ner ner ner

[POPEYE]

Best caption wins a free one hour session with a divorce lawyer... !!

Wherecan I get one & how much? Sod the caption

[POPEYE]

Maybe this could be the start of a new calendar thread.....?
Like those WI Calendar girls that have sparked off all the other charity calendars.
She doesn't look to happy though, I wonder what she can see that we can't!!
Would be fun to do a calendar with all the naughty bits hidden by SURF bits!

If I did that, It would have to be January Its cold!! (thats my excuse)

[fatfires]

Actually he's got the BLUE one. ner ner ner ner ner

exactly..... I meant look what wifey (Bug owner) is like!......would you cross her?....I dont think even you are that brave

[BUSHWHACKER]

Have I won then??

[ChaosinDevon]

Have I won then??

Due to overwhelming complaints ( from Vince ).... and his enthusiastic useage of a photo suite....... I am declaring BUSHWACKER (dodgy 70's porn name) the WINNER........

So endeth this comp.

[BUSHWHACKER]

Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
You know it makes sense.

[Chillitt]

thank goodness we got through that without mentioning greasing schedules...

[fatfires]

Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
You know it makes sense.

hey vince
at last you got something right
now there's just a small matter of............................ .

[da SLUG man]

hang on vince... have you got a moustasche??
all the good porn stars need one! (i'd imagine!)

and as for "covering bits with surf parts"... is that what the red button's for??

[BUSHWHACKER]

Nope, got rid of it in 1995! It was 'Magnum' stylee too.

[BUSHWHACKER]

hey vince
at last you got something right
now there's just a small matter of............................ .

Um, a re-spray???? I DON'T FINK SO!!!!