SHALL I LET MYSELF IN. Who's got the key

[TonyN]

Don't you ever sleep?

[Koi]

Jury's still out being sick after them words.

[Ems and Jim]

I dont know cant leave you lot for 2 miniutes and all hell breaks loose. The Sin Bin will need an extension at this rate.

Can we just have a Roll Call to see who is going into the BIN so as we can ensure that we have ample supplies and nothing is missed, as we will have problems once in there.

So its

Sumo
Pops
Markg8awo
hormygollop
Ems & Jim
Dunno

Any one else I missed. Whos bringing what?

Paul

I don't like it in the sin bin i'm the only girlie i don't drink beer i only drink vodka by the bottle. but i guess that means i can have the bottle to myself and have you guys doing anything i want..............
I feel a plan coming on ahhhhaaaa!!!!!


Ems

[Dunno]

Pops I think you have hit on a crucial point of our defence.

Correct me if I am wrong but it was at the suggestions of the "MRS"

Mrs Pops thought it a good idea for you to get one.
Mrs Ems just wanted one.
Mrs Sumo would not get out of one.
Mrs Hormygollop & Mrs markg8awo must have had something to say about it.
And as for Mrs Dunno just said get one or else!

So our defence is
"SHE MADE US DO IT YOUR HONOUR"

How can he find us guilty he must know that it is a case of "SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED"

[sumo]

very good.you just missed a bit.
AND THAT IS THE CASE FOR THE DEFENCE.
WE REST OUR CASE M'LUD

There is one final point in our defence oh great one.
The mamsarb said if I bent my pride and joy thats ok, BUT if she did it then I would never forgive her, so GET ME A SMALL CHEAP 4X4 TO THRASH ABOUT IN OR ELSE

sumo.

[TonyN]

dont tell me OK work.YUP!

[mark g8awo]

Your not the only female Ems I`ve got the Yorkshire dwarf to drag along with me and she drinks vodka,beer,gin, oh sod it alcahol

[sumo]

too late i feel sumo. the jury is out.
whats a HUNG jury?
is it a jury that gets strung up if the verdict goes the wrong way.

well sorry fellow DEFENDANTS got too slip off too stepsons 21st BASH now. seeing i paying for it may as well hey.
i will no doubt catch the virdict later.
so i may as well have good time, just incase its my last for a while.
AND REMEMBER together we stand!!!!
divided we FALL

Hello Koi, Mrs sumo here. Now you listern to me its MYsuzi and anyway I dont want sumo in the bin with me he will only spoil the fun & drink all the beer.
Had it not occoured to you that us girls might like having funky 4x4s to zoom around in all to ourselves.
So leave the boys out of this and let us girls have uor fun in the bin/
just like a girls nite out only LONGER and more booze for us.

Angie. (Mrs sumo)

[hormygollop]

Hello Koi, Mrs sumo here. Now you listern to me its MYsuzi and anyway I dont want sumo in the bin with me he will only spoil the fun & drink all the beer.
Had it not occoured to you that us girls might like having funky 4x4s to zoom around in all to ourselves.
So leave the boys out of this and let us girls have uor fun in the bin/
just like a girls nite out only LONGER and more booze for us.

Angie. (Mrs sumo)

OI MRS SUMO who are you calling a girl ? Its my Suzi and I dont care

[Dunno]

Hello Koi, Mrs sumo here. Now you listern to me its MYsuzi and anyway I dont want sumo in the bin with me he will only spoil the fun & drink all the beer.
Had it not occoured to you that us girls might like having funky 4x4s to zoom around in all to ourselves.
So leave the boys out of this and let us girls have uor fun in the bin/
just like a girls nite out only LONGER and more booze for us.

Angie. (Mrs sumo)

Nice one Angie,

I would get Mrs Dunno (Jackie) to come on and put her two peneth worth in, But I am to scared to go and wake her as she has to be up early to drive her beloved S*** to the farm to sort out here GEE-GEE.

It looks like the tables are starting to turn, Nigel, maybe you had better start looking around for a S*** for Mrs Koi (Julie) as we are sure you would not want her to feel left out. Would you???

Paul

[Koi]

Nice one Angie,

I would get Mrs Dunno (Jackie) to come on and put her two peneth worth in, But I am to scared to go and wake her as she has to be up early to drive her beloved S*** to the farm to sort out here GEE-GEE.

It looks like the tables are starting to turn, Nigel, maybe you had better start looking around for a S*** for Mrs Koi (Julie) as we are sure you would not want her to feel left out. Would you???

Paul

Hello Julie (Mrs Koi) here, I've got our other car all 2.5 V6 24v of it and silly suzis are way to slow and small for me.
Am thinking of allowing him to trade it in for me, I want a nice light ice blue Surf, someone had one at the last off road day at the pit and I like that colour so its a Surf for me.

[hormygollop]

Hello Julie (Mrs Koi) here, I've got our other car all 2.5 V6 24v of it and silly suzis are way to slow and small for me.
Am thinking of allowing him to trade it in for me, I want a nice light ice blue Surf, someone had one at the last off road day at the pit and I like that colour so its a Surf for me.

Ahh lifes young dream,, I have a Surf, Mrs Hormy has a new Grand Vitara.

But there is nothing better than zooming around in the full and certain knowledge, that the maximum damage you can do is £200....... with a little suzy.
Take it home on the trailer and let the weather do the washing, meanwhile the surf stays reasonably safe and clean.

And even at total right off, you will still have the tyres, engine, box, and transfer box. which are worth £200 of anyones money.

Its a damage limitation life for me


Think about and you will come to your senses

Keith

[bensonsnuts]

Ahh lifes young dream,, I have a Surf, Mrs Hormy has a new Grand Vitara.

But there is nothing better than zooming around in the full and certain knowledge, that the maximum damage you can do is £200....... with a little suzy.
Take it home on the trailer and let the weather do the washing, meanwhile the surf stays reasonably safe and clean.

And even at total right off, you will still have the tyres, engine, box, and transfer box. which are worth £200 of anyones money.

Its a damage limitation life for me


Think about and you will come to your senses

Keith

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[Linda]

Hello Julie (Mrs Koi) here, I've got our other car all 2.5 V6 24v of it and silly suzis are way to slow and small for me.
Am thinking of allowing him to trade it in for me, I want a nice light ice blue Surf, someone had one at the last off road day at the pit and I like that colour so its a Surf for me.

Yeah!!! way to go Julie!!!

[hormygollop]

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