I want that one....

[TAZMAN]

Drooling or what?.....http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...Category=18290

[BUSHWHACKER]

Are you sure? 'cos it's gonna be a right cuffufle if you don't.
How about one of these? you like these.

http://autos.yahoo.com/newcars/ford_...tDww4AUgDZg78F

[TAZMAN]

Are you sure? 'cos it's gonna be a right cuffufle if you don't.
How about one of these? you like these.

http://autos.yahoo.com/newcars/ford_...tDww4AUgDZg78F

No, I want that one http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...Category=18290

[Chillitt]

i think you have both been out in the sun too long...

[kitesurf_phil]

It's two wheel drive!

[BUSHWHACKER]

Brilliant for sticking two fingers up to the tree huggers tho'.

[TAZMAN]

Brilliant for sticking two fingers up to the tree huggers tho'.

Exactly! Lets see them argue about that one....Whinging losers.

[Gtdog]

What you realy want is a Chevy Suburban 6.5 V8 Td in Dark blue or black, idealy a 1998-1999

[BUSHWHACKER]

I don't think British roads are big enough for them.

[da SLUG man]

what you want is a beer scooter!... dunno what it is, what it looks like... but it got me home safe many times!

[kitesurf_phil]

what you want is a beer scooter!... dunno what it is, what it looks like... but it got me home safe many times!

My nephew has a beer scooter. They must have huge luggage racks or some other storage space. So far, after nights on the raz, he has had to return:

• 1 neighbours new rockery
• 1 street sign complete with Street name, uprights and the concrete on the bottom of the uprights.
• 1 pair of wrought iron gates.
• 1 large garden roller
• 1 road salt bin (empty).
• Several traffic cones.

He can't remember where he got the temporary bus stop sign from. It doesn't help that there is no No 23 bus service around here.
He does, to his credit, always return stuff to where he nicked it from, but complains that it is twice as heavy as it was the night before!!

[da SLUG man]

My nephew has a beer scooter. They must have huge luggage racks or some other storage space. So far, after nights on the raz, he has had to return:

• 1 neighbours new rockery
• 1 street sign complete with Street name, uprights and the concrete on the bottom of the uprights.
• 1 pair of wrought iron gates.
• 1 large garden roller
• 1 road salt bin (empty).
• Several traffic cones.

He can't remember where he got the temporary bus stop sign from. It doesn't help that there is no No 23 bus service around here.
He does, to his credit, always return stuff to where he nicked it from, but complains that it is twice as heavy as it was the night before!!

i'm not incriminating myself here!!
but once saw some lads nick the pizza express menu, complete with internal lighting and conrete that was holding it in the floor!...
they got arrested!


next day in town they walked past... still with the sign!!!
hehehe!!
they had to take it back to pizza express and appologise!!

[da SLUG man]

oh and a little point...

your nephew to you is a real nice fella...

but others think he's a thieving scumbag chav...

benefit of the doubt is a good thing sometimes!!

[kitesurf_phil]

oh and a little point...

your nephew to you is a real nice fella...

but others think he's a thieving scumbag chav...

benefit of the doubt is a good thing sometimes!!

When things go missing they just know it is the village idiot! He is quite intelligent until he has had a sniff of the barmaids apron.

[da SLUG man]

When things go missing they just know it is the village idiot! He is quite intelligent until he has had a sniff of the barmaids apron.

mind you, i did find a pile of winscreen wipers next to my bed one morning!!