Oops, think I started a color war!

[fatfires]

well i took a poll of 50 firemen, and they all fell through that round hloe in the floor.

Sorry to dissapoint, we didnt have a hole in the floor, we can leap over buildings in a single bound , do have longer hoses , walk on water , are heros , do it in boots have shiny helmets , etc, etc but returning to motor colours - who could know better about any shade of red than firefighters (have to be p.c nowdays!)

[CaptainBeaky]

[QUOTE=fatfires]

you obviously asked Jack......him with the handle.....note to captain B - must stop talking to tools

Oh, I don't know - I had a very interesting discussion about Popper's "Poverty of Historicism" with the drill press while sweeping up (me, not the drill press - you can't expect a drill press to sweep up: demarcation and that).
Mind you, the shelving keeps interrupting to quote inappropriate bits of Sartre, which seems rather rude, and the trolley jack has started at "I think, therefore I am", and has got as far as deducing the existence of John Prescott, which is worrying. Do you think I should get the jack professionally serviced?


Or possibly, counselled?

[Chillitt]

[QUOTE=CaptainBeaky]

Oh, I don't know - I had a very interesting discussion about Popper's "Poverty of Historicism" with the drill press while sweeping up (me, not the drill press - you can't expect a drill press to sweep up: demarcation and that).
Mind you, the shelving keeps interrupting to quote inappropriate bits of Sartre, which seems rather rude, and the trolley jack has started at "I think, therefore I am", and has got as far as deducing the existence of John Prescott, which is worrying. Do you think I should get the jack professionally serviced?


Or possibly, counselled?

nah, he just need a little lift

[fatfires]

[QUOTE=CaptainBeaky]

Oh, I don't know - I had a very interesting discussion about Popper's "Poverty of Historicism" with the drill press while sweeping up (me, not the drill press - you can't expect a drill press to sweep up: demarcation and that).
Mind you, the shelving keeps interrupting to quote inappropriate bits of Sartre, which seems rather rude, and the trolley jack has started at "I think, therefore I am", and has got as far as deducing the existence of John Prescott, which is worrying. Do you think I should get the jack professionally serviced?


Or possibly, counselled?

no, just increase it's security and well being by inserting him under a classy blue one. not that there would be anything to do on it

[Chillitt]

all my tools seem fine, but there is a button on the tv remote thats been depressed for years..

[Djandco]

no, just increase it's security and well being by inserting him under a classy blue one. not that there would be anything to do on it

They all look the same from underneath.
Maybe your jack has an infiriority complex, needs to be taken out more.
Buy it some flowers and make it feel wanted

[Djandco]

Thought I better revive this thread, as SOME PEOPLE still think that their Surf is not Burgundy!
Well, all I can say is, you are wrong!
ALL SURFS ARE BURGUNDY, it's just some people are color blind

[andrewlee31]

mine is burgundy... although it did go thro a pink phase... thanks Joe!!!!

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Thought I better revive this thread, as SOME PEOPLE still think that their Surf is not Burgundy!
Well, all I can say is, you are wrong!
ALL SURFS ARE BURGUNDY, it's just some people are color blind

All I can say is that GREEN is the new burgundy, and to be a true surf MUD MUST BE ADDED.


Trev

[fatfires]

it's just some people are color blind [/QUOTE]

thank god!
and a little deaf too...wot you say.............blue?

[sumo]

I will now bring this childish squable to a close by simply saying colour dont matter..................

WHEN YOU GOT A 1ST GEN COS THEY ROOL

Ok good thats you lot sorted now off to bed with you children and be quite..

[TonyN]

I will now bring this childish squable to a close by simply saying colour dont matter..................

WHEN YOU GOT A 1ST GEN COS THEY ROOL

Ok good thats you lot sorted now off to bed with you children and be quite..

Hell yeah!

[fatfires]

I will now bring this childish squable to a close by simply saying colour dont matter..................

WHEN YOU GOT A 1ST GEN COS THEY ROOL

Ok good thats you lot sorted now off to bed with you children and be quite..

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Sometimes I worry about you! Stop breathing in tyre fire fumes!

[ChaosinDevon]

Gun Metal Grey... the only one to have...... the rest are girly colours.
(that should stir em up a bit )