The beer and kebab diet!

[da SLUG man]

everyone's gone to USA and the had the scales out to weigh their bags... (panicking women!)... i weighed myself too...

went out and got bladdered last night... ate a BIG kebab...

weighed myself this morning and I'd lost 2 1/2lb!!!

excellent!!

[BUSHWHACKER]

If your watching your weight, get a big kebab, cut it in half, half the calories.
If it's only half the calories, you can have twice as much!

[DaveD]

its the salad in the kebab that does it......

[Chillitt]

its that kebab 'meat', it'll go through you like a laserbeam...

[The Pope]

everyone's gone to USA and the had the scales out to weigh their bags... (panicking women!)... i weighed myself too...

went out and got bladdered last night... ate a BIG kebab...

weighed myself this morning and I'd lost 2 1/2lb!!!

excellent!!

I bought a kebab a few years ago after a night on the juice, fell asleep in front of the telly without eating it. Looked at it in the cold light of day next morning, it looked like a lardy snowball !!
I was a bit queezy anyway and thought bl@@dy hell I was going to put that thing inside me last night.
Great therapy - never eaten one since!!

[DaveD]

Balanced diet........Beer in one hand kebab in tother.....

[jackster]

I bought a kebab a few years ago after a night on the juice, fell asleep in front of the telly without eating it. Looked at it in the cold light of day next morning, it looked like a lardy snowball !!
I was a bit queezy anyway and thought bl@@dy hell I was going to put that thing inside me last night.
Great therapy - never eaten one since!!

I prefer em like that,take a bit o chewing, but you get used to it

[Gizmo]

everyone's gone to USA and the had the scales out to weigh their bags... (panicking women!)... i weighed myself too...

went out and got bladdered last night... ate a BIG kebab...

weighed myself this morning and I'd lost 2 1/2lb!!!

excellent!!

even better is the Beer and Curry Diet.....sure to be a running success

[colinjw]

Does anyone actually buy a kebab when sober?

[stormforce]

Does anyone actually buy a kebab when sober?

oh yes

[TJG]

Does anyone actually buy a kebab when sober?

But if you were sober when you bought one how could you justfy dropping half of it down your shirt?

I think they must put something in it to make me a but fruity and the Mrs the opposite anyway. Everytime I come in after a night out, kebab juice dripping off the end of my chin & talking about "Luuurve", the Mrs puts the kybosh on the idea, must be some sort of "anti pheramone" type chemical. Views please?

[da SLUG man]

only buy kebabs sober if you're driving someone elses vehicle!


smoke more and spill more coffee too!

[jaky cakes]

Does anyone actually buy a kebab when sober?

They're my staple diet when the wife's at work and i can't be ars*d to cook.(i use the term "cook" in it's more broader sense of meaning ie soup in microwave)
yes - extra large kebab, no salad, plenty of chilli and a pint of milk - full fat of course!!
well - i'm a growing lad!!