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O.K. just to even things out, this for the lady Surfers......
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Why?
>
>
>
>1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because
> they are plugged into a genius)
>
>2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't
> have enough time)
>
>3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE
> ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)
>
>4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> (because their balls fall over their butts and they vapour lock)
>
> You're laughing, aren't you?!?!
>
>5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
>
>6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a
> rough draft before you make a final copy)
>
>7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT
> DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened)
>
> >8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator
> can't mow the lawn)
Jo.
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Why?
>
>
>
>1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because
> they are plugged into a genius)
>
>2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't
> have enough time)
>
>3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE
> ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)
>
>4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> (because their balls fall over their butts and they vapour lock)
>
> You're laughing, aren't you?!?!
>
>5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
>
>6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a
> rough draft before you make a final copy)
>
>7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT
> DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened)
>
> >8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator
> can't mow the lawn)
Jo.