cure for the common cold

[da SLUG man]

apparently i've got asthma and bronchitis!... i thought the least he could do was prescribe silk cut!

and after the bloke i've been working for called me a liar and i wasn't really ill!!

it still hurts to smoke though!

[Gtdog]

Bodys way of telling you to quit the tabs that combination
No fun, my deepest sympathy to all around you!

All the best,
Gtdog

[shelly]

apparently i've got asthma and bronchitis!... i thought the least he could do was prescribe silk cut!

and after the bloke i've been working for called me a liar and i wasn't really ill!!

it still hurts to smoke though!

stil reckon ur a big sissy

[kitesurf_phil]

If you keep smoking with that combination you could be looking at pleurosy (spelling) by the end of the week. I'm told it's like the lining between your lungs and ribs feel like they have been replaced with the roughest grade of sandpaper.

[da SLUG man]

If you keep smoking with that combination you could be looking at pleurosy (spelling) by the end of the week. I'm told it's like the lining between your lungs and ribs feel like they have been replaced with the roughest grade of sandpaper.

yeah!... that's it!...

but dude!... i'm on lights!

[Chillitt]

well dont light em!

[Philip]

Dr Philip

Dr Philip here. Many people do not understand that the reason you get a tempreture is that, thats the way your body kills the bugs. What you don't want to do is take pills which lower your tempreture. You might get short term relief, (no wise cracks), and again, but thats all.
As mentioned before Hot water, Whiskey, Brown sugar, 10 blankets and it will be gone in 3-4 hours, the cold that is.
Its 12-15am night night.
Philip

[Planty]

anyone know of any cures for a cold??... think it's man flu, but i'm not one to grizzle... it's just that i'm having trouble smoking!...

any ideas?

errr, chicken soup dude, that'll do it....??!!

[pops]

errr, chicken soup dude, that'll do it....??!!

blimmy just heard my mum then
she used to say that and not just worked for colds too as i recall
god bless you mum RIP