i'm a lucky boy!!

[da SLUG man]

went to wedding on saturday... experienced the slug man anger that occurs when stella doesn't send me to sleep!!... d'oh!... had to sleep in the car, in a social club car park!!


woke in the morning, went home.


got a call later asking if i'd seen anything, cos some bugger had slashed all the tyres in the car park!!!

we think we know who dunnit though... (threatened to set his dad on us earlier!!)... he'll be getting a visit from dave and big stuey!

[marky]

That STELLA has made me do some stupid things as well. It will cost you an arm & a leg paying for all those TYRES

[da SLUG man]

no no no!... i didn't do it!... (looks dodgy though!)... i was asleep in my car so mine didn't get done...

[TAZMAN]

no no no!... i didn't do it!... (looks dodgy though!)... i was asleep in my car so mine didn't get done...

Stella, blurry eyes, insomnia, lack of memory?......youre a Jekyll n Hyde Matt, it was your other personality!

[da SLUG man]

Stella, blurry eyes, insomnia, lack of memory?......youre a Jekyll n Hyde Matt, it was your other personality!

hehehe!!... fell asleep after shouting at the woman standing by the door!!...remember everything!... (apart from 2 hours around 9pm-11pm!!)
even remember trying to nick a scaffold pole to break into the shop and buy some fags!!.. luckily it was attatched to a house!


anyway... didn't have a knife!

[Vagrant No2]

Blame the Bridesmaids . Only reason you went wasn't it ?

[da SLUG man]

Blame the Bridesmaids . Only reason you went wasn't it ?

my god!!!... christ!!!... they were BIG girls!!... and ugly too!!

my mate was usher and had to walk down the aisle with one... oh, how we laughed at him!!

one looked like shrek!... plug ears and a face like an arse!

[Vagrant No2]

my god!!!... christ!!!... they were BIG girls!!... and ugly too!!

my mate was usher and had to walk down the aisle with one... oh, how we laughed at him!!

one looked like shrek!... plug ears and a face like an arse!

[TAZMAN]

my god!!!... christ!!!... they were BIG girls!!... and ugly too!!

my mate was usher and had to walk down the aisle with one... oh, how we laughed at him!!

one looked like shrek!... plug ears and a face like an arse!

I know that woman!!


ONLY LOOK IF YOU ARE OVER 18

[da SLUG man]

ONLY LOOK IF YOU ARE OVER 18

oops!... i peeked!

[Vagrant No2]

ONLY LOOK IF YOU ARE OVER 18

Wot stone ? Iam so I had a look !

[TAZMAN]

The usher is still trying to get out from under her..

[Leodis]

oops!... i peaked!

I suppose thats another name for it.

[Greebo]

This the stuff Mat?

[da SLUG man]

nah... this stuff!