Felt a right idiot!!!!

[Mike66]

I went to install a central heating system today and walked throught the kitchen
and passed the conservatory.I had a quick look to the right and saw a black and white (what i thought was a dog in the corner) I told the owner that its was a nice dalmation ,she began to laugh and said" Its not a dalmation its a 9 month old giant rabbit that weighs about 25lb" I went and had another look and geeeeeeezzzz this rabbit was about 3 foot long and stood about 2 foot high. I was gobsmacked as well as a wee bit embarrassed

[TJG]

It would need boiling for hours to make it tender enough to eat. Although you would get a good sized pie out of it.

[da SLUG man]

It would need boiling for hours to make it tender enough to eat. Although you would get a good sized pie out of it.

don't worry, i know a few women who are experts in cooking rabbit!

[RobD]

It would need boiling for hours to make it tender enough to eat. Although you would get a good sized pie out of it.

The pot would need to be 1 hell of a size,send round Glenn Close,I'm sure she would find a way of fitting it in.

[Nick V]

I went to install a central heating system today and walked throught the kitchen
and passed the conservatory.I had a quick look to the right and saw a black and white (what i thought was a dog in the corner) I told the owner that its was a nice dalmation ,she began to laugh and said" Its not a dalmation its a 9 month old giant rabbit that weighs about 25lb" I went and had another look and geeeeeeezzzz this rabbit was about 3 foot long and stood about 2 foot high. I was gobsmacked as well as a wee bit embarrassed

You thought a rabbit was a dog!!! I just hope you didn't try to hang a fridge instead of the boiler

Cheers, Nick

[Mike66]

Be nice, it was curled up in a dog basket and has totally ruined my percepsion of sweet cuddly rabbits.

As for the fridge already done that mate!!!!

[Chillitt]

just as long as you were dutch lop registered for that job...

[Purpledoris]

shoulda gone to Specsavers..........

I once called a ginger cat over that turned out to be a traffic cone - got new contacts now so won't do it again!