poor doggy needs food

[jax]

Try Dr John complete food - £6.99 a bag. Make the fussy mutt eat it!


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Jacqueline

[red harry]

da SLUG man

don't worry, i'm gonna sell my nan!... she's 90 so gotta be worth a bit?

Is £50 enuff, I think Grans are brilliant..fantastic cooking, great stories.

[slim]

da SLUG man


Is £50 enuff, I think Grans are brilliant..fantastic cooking, great stories.

mmmmm sunday dinner with grans yorkshire pudings....... got to be worth £100 quid......

[red harry]

And so the bidding starts... £125

[slim]

£150 and i also put my wife in p/x

[da SLUG man]

£150 and i also put my wife in p/x

hmmm... what's the wife like?
p.s. the nan doesn't walk far and can't stand up long enough to cook... (don't wanna be done for false advertising!)
but i have got a nice aunty who's great at cooking!

[slim]

hmmm... what's the wife like?
p.s. the nan doesn't walk far and can't stand up long enough to cook... (don't wanna be done for false advertising!)
but i have got a nice aunty who's great at cooking!

like ya nan she cant walk very far and cant stand up long enough to cook...

(i said cook!!)

but she is realy good at telling me to do it !!!!!!!!

i do realy wear the trousers in my house. the wife said i could say that!!!

[matthew coventry]

id like to apologise for those of you without a sense of humor

like ya nan she cant walk very far and cant stand up long enough to cook...

(i said cook!!)

but she is realy good at telling me to do it !!!!!!!!

i do realy wear the trousers in my house. the wife said i could say that!!!

id like to apologise for those of you without a sense of humor ive had storm put to sleep as i wanted a new puppy much cuter and ive skinned him for a new rug as well lovely

all i can say is its a good thing i didnt put on isac and ishmails guide to get getting cheaper gas and electricity or the ethiopian diet book for gods sake storm is very well fed he eats lots of pedigree chum and wagg and pigs ears and bonios he also has 2 roast chickens out safeway for a fiver so are my other 2 dogs but seriously to those of you who did take offence at my add i am an animal lover to and id like to say SUCK MY BALLS thankyou hope this is an end to this matthew already in coventry

[Chillitt]

id like to apologise for those of you without a sense of humor ive had storm put to sleep as i wanted a new puppy much cuter and ive skinned him for a new rug as well lovely

all i can say is its a good thing i didnt put on isac and ishmails guide to get getting cheaper gas and electricity or the ethiopian diet book for gods sake storm is very well fed he eats lots of pedigree chum and wagg and pigs ears and bonios he also has 2 roast chickens out safeway for a fiver so are my other 2 dogs but seriously to those of you who did take offence at my add i am an animal lover to and id like to say SUCK MY BALLS thankyou hope this is an end to this matthew already in coventry

well you might as well go buy a pajero then

[TonyN]

id like to apologise for those of you without a sense of humor ive had storm put to sleep as i wanted a new puppy much cuter and ive skinned him for a new rug as well lovely

all i can say is its a good thing i didnt put on isac and ishmails guide to get getting cheaper gas and electricity or the ethiopian diet book for gods sake storm is very well fed he eats lots of pedigree chum and wagg and pigs ears and bonios he also has 2 roast chickens out safeway for a fiver so are my other 2 dogs but seriously to those of you who did take offence at my add i am an animal lover to and id like to say SUCK MY BALLS thankyou hope this is an end to this matthew already in coventry

Not really, "Sorry, maybe it was a bad idea" would have worked and we could have got on with life happily. But that just sounds like you havn't learnt or listened to anything, and where as the the first was joke in bad taste (not really that bad in the big scheme of things) the above post is just a insult to the whole forum.

Hope you don't need any help with your Surf for a while.

Tony.

[matthew coventry]

father forgive i know ive sinned

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this was a joke i still do not see the offence people on here need to lighten up but any way im so sorry please forgive me im donating all my money to charity and im going to commit suicide hope this is ok as punishment

[da SLUG man]

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this was a joke i still do not see the offence people on here need to lighten up but any way im so sorry please forgive me im donating all my money to charity and im going to commit suicide hope this is ok as punishment

if you delete your first post (user edit) this whole thread will dissappear without a trace...

and if you are going the suicide route can you ask god if he's sorted that stuff i asked for?

... oh, and say hello to the 2 johns!... cheers!

[slim]

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this was a joke i still do not see the offence people on here need to lighten up but any way im so sorry please forgive me im donating all my money to charity and im going to commit suicide hope this is ok as punishment

can i have ya surf then?????????

[slim]

@ the slug

who,s won ya nan then?????? bet it was a private sale??????

did you reserve the right to remove from auction early ya dont wana break flea-bay rules......

[Chillitt]

ok matthew if you still dont understand why our sense of humour has failed, i'll explain. in big letters.
this was never a joke, it was a criminal offence. obtaining money by deception. the fact that you say noone fell for it matters not. the offence is in the attempt.
its was also an offence against anyone who worked at longbridge, anyone made redundant, any one who is skint, and anyone who has a dog suffering with arthritis.
you claim you did this when you were drunk as a defence(?) are you still drunk?
you then made it 10 times worse by trying it on on here to, when so many people here have tried to help you.

its not exactly the crime of the century, but i must congratulate you, i thought i was cynical enough, but you have set a new standard for me. thanks. now go away.

there should be rules about this.....